European Birthday

What creepy ass Europeans offer you while drunk at Barbs. Oh college, what you put me through.

Drunk Europeans are scary especially when they offer you a European Birthday. What the fuck is that anyways!?

by KarenBillyBob February 24, 2012

Birthday breakfast

Croissant and a blow job

Happy birthday, do you want a birthday breakfast

by Sparen October 24, 2017

birthday tax

Being forced to contribute to friends' birthday gifts because it would be socially unacceptable to decline.

John: "Hey everyone! Sam's birthday is coming up, let's all contribute to a gift!!!"
Sally: "Sure! I'm in."
Matt: "Me too!"
You: "Same here." (I'm not even close to this person, why am I getting birthday taxed?)

by jord34239 July 7, 2022

Kalluto’s Birthday

Kalluto is clearly an Aries and he has every trait of this zodiac sign, as well as March 21st being said “the day the most precious person in your life is born”, we all know for a fact that Kalluto is a blessing, this date makes complete sense with the Hunter X Hunter timeline so March 21st is clearly his birthday.

“March 21st is Kalluto’s birthday!”

by _gutshot_artist_07_ March 19, 2021

Birthday tattoo

Unidentified bruise resulting from a blackout on your birthday.

Nancy received a nasty birthday tattoo last night and doesn't remember a thing. We think she may have been jersey punched.

by Cunty Goldstein August 14, 2010

birthday cousins

When two otherwise unrelated people share a calendar birthdate.

Did you know Dolly Parton and Janis Joplin were both born on January 19? That makes them birthday cousins!

by Hal 10000 March 5, 2015

Birthday Roach

A birthday where something meaningful or impactful to you, comes to a devastating end, ruining the rest of the day.

my dog passing away today really turned this into a birthday roach.

by Memesold March 1, 2021