Bearded Clown

Another name for pubes and scrotum sack, which resemble a beard being your penis as the clown with funny nose.

This girl last night laughed at my bearded clown :(

by dingdong diva December 17, 2010

bearded sax

The instrument that is played by a groupie who is trying to become a "member" of the band.

After the show, this chick had a great tryout playing my BEARDED SAX backstage.

by LCRC August 17, 2008

The Bearded One

A man of immense power and might that has a magnificent ginger beard and can not feel pain. This man sometimes is mistaken as Jesus, but undoubtedly has the means to destroy the world. A man of this power is rare to find and often has the intellect to make his plans go through.

Someone of this power can complete extreme tasks such as:
breathing fire
throwing cars
reading minds
predicting actions
time traveling

flying
and even solving a rubik's cube

"holy shit is that 'The Bearded One'"
*shits oneself*

by beardedone August 13, 2015

Rancho Bernardo High School

The worst, boring, strict ass high school you will ever go to. The majority of this high school consist of stuck up bitches who think there better then everyone and smart asians. I'm so glad I'm leaving soon because this is the lammest high school you will ever go to. Good luck to anyone transfering here. Anyways.... FUCK YOU RANCHO BERNARDO HIGH SCHOOL!

bob I love Rancho Bernardo High School!

me go fuck yourself

bob its not tuesday yet.

by cuntballsfish July 28, 2012

Bearded Axe Wound

Another name for a nasty lookin vagina.

Look at the nasty bearded axe wound.

by Eric Beckett October 23, 2007

Bernadette

Contemporary Vixen

Person 1: Did you see the woman who just came in?

Person 2: Yeah, such a Bernadette.

by BinahWise March 2, 2010

bearded booster seat

Sitting on a guy's face who has a beard.

"I've got rug burns from Curtis' sideburns! That boy has one helluva bearded booster seat."

by Agentlover October 10, 2006