ENAMEL BANGER

a huge turd, so long it touches the toilet bowl before being 'crimped off' by the ass muscles- also known as a 'crowd pleaser' , a yam, U571 or a Trent Otter

I did a massive shit last night, a real Enamel Banger

by Mr Cunninglinguist May 15, 2010

Beige

Suburban camouflage

Bro 1: I'm going to Connecticut and don't want to stand out, what should I wear?

Bro 2: Go with beige, you'll blend right in.

by The Don Babyface Killah April 13, 2014

belly bangers

The act of not finding the hole on a fat chick and picking a roll to bang instead.

Slick Willy couldn't find her puss so he belly banged her.

by Guru Imakuni February 21, 2003

bacon banger

A bacon banger is a person of either sex who's sexual preference leans more towards a person with a more chubby or rotund appearance.

The gentleman next door always paraded a slew of bacon bangers in and out of his apartment at all hours of the night.

by mizfinething September 4, 2008

Bangernomics

The art of buying cheapest car/vehicle so that is does not lose value, and waste money.

Whats the point of buying the latest fastest car, if it is worth half that after afew months?

Choosing an old escort from your local garage rather than getting the lattest bmw

"Dude, Great bangernomics there"
"Thanks, I've mastered the art"
*Drives off in a clapped out volvo estate*

by BangerNomics.com September 7, 2005

beegeebeez

(pronounced beejeebeez); when one startles the other so intensly, that literally, his buttox becomes pried out of his glutious maximus, thus lacking a buttox like figure in the household.

Holy CRAP! you scared the beegeebeez out of me, and now, because of you, I am lacking a buttox like figurine.

Bob, you nearly pried the buttox off of my glutious maximus, Ill have to sue you in small claims court because I now lack my buttox figurine.

by camelliott March 22, 2009

tang banger

Orange Vodka Slushie.

Fill the blender with ice.
Add 3 shots of Vodka.
Add Tang powder (to make 1 quart of Tang)
Add water to almost fill blender.

BLEND.

The tang bangers were just the drink to cool off by the pool. Get tang banged on the beach.

by MBFirstLady July 12, 2006