shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.
by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021
Get the Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning mug.The combination of a bitch and a wench. Used for emphasis, being that it puts two words of equal meaning together. Could possibly be used as a euphemism.
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ultimatly the worst smoke spot ever.
it sucks
its really sketch
close to tree spot
owned by bay spot
dude. just dont go there if ur in los osos, ca.
just trust me on that one
it sucks
its really sketch
close to tree spot
owned by bay spot
dude. just dont go there if ur in los osos, ca.
just trust me on that one
"lets go to bench spot."
"nah dude, its sketch."
"no dude, we'll be quick."
*walk to bench spot and light up*
"HEY YOU DICK ASS KIDS GET UP HERE IM A COP"
"I knew we shoulda gone to Tree Spot."
"nah dude, its sketch."
"no dude, we'll be quick."
*walk to bench spot and light up*
"HEY YOU DICK ASS KIDS GET UP HERE IM A COP"
"I knew we shoulda gone to Tree Spot."
by ftwyeeniggayeee October 14, 2008
Get the bench spot mug.Well theres a thing we do called a beachy, in which we drive from one end of town, to maccas to get frocos and then down to the beach area at the other end of town and chuck a lap at south side beach, then down the main street, up hummock hill which is a lookout and then to the north beach and then back to south beach then back to maccas, basically happens all night multiple times with servo stops and food stops in between plus a drag off the lights here and there, literally everyone does it and that's about all there is to do haha, ask anyone in whyalla what a 'beachie' is and they'll know hahaha
Me- Oi boyz, let's do a beachy ay?
Lads- fuck yea fuck'n oath cunt, go maccas first though ay?
Me- yeah nah yeah fuck righto
Oi I just seen " " doing a beachy in his commo bruz
I was doing a beachy before and seen " " sucking off sheldon in his rodeo
Lads- fuck yea fuck'n oath cunt, go maccas first though ay?
Me- yeah nah yeah fuck righto
Oi I just seen " " doing a beachy in his commo bruz
I was doing a beachy before and seen " " sucking off sheldon in his rodeo
by Dieseldickdan January 28, 2019
Get the BEACHY mug.To be stood up or ditch by someone, usually on a potential date. Derived from the stereotypical fact that people always wait while sitting on benches when they get stood up. Either that or when you get ditched the only thing left for you to get fucked by is the bench you're sitting on.
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Benches is the name for a group of totally epic people.
Benches is the name for a group of totally epic people.
Your such a bench Holly Stallard!
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Get the bench mug.Bench Warmers is one of many sickly wicked movies you'll ever see. If you haven't seen this movie you are missing out on alot of STUFF!!!! If you like Napolion Dynomite or if you don't either way you'll love this movie.
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