beat in peace

Jerking off with no risk of being interrupted or caught.

Mom and dad won't be home for at least another hour. Maybe now I can beat in peace.

by sciflyer.25 March 2, 2014

Feet beat

Getting a girl to masterbate you with her feet

I payed the hooker to take off her shoes, pull out my wiener and give me a feet beat

by Bigdickballer420 May 10, 2017

seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!

Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

Thot Beat

Any type of music that allows anyone to easily find a beat and dance sexually, usually with rap music. E.G. Twerk, booty shake, grind.

Tracey's boyfriend wanted her to twerk, so she threw on some Thot Beat music, Throw Sum Mo by Rae Sremmurd.

by scooter92011 April 12, 2015

kenny beats

a police officer that happens to make beats.

Vince Staples: Kenny beats is the police!

by thatboi420 February 7, 2020

beating army

A common colloquialism for "jerking off" at the US Naval Academy. Perhaps the most popular pastime among male midshipmen, due to a natural aversion towards dark siding, a general lack of attractive young women, and the ever present fear of being SAPR'd. Not to be confused with the female equivalent, "plebing your cover", which is a play on the term for the way freshmen (plebes) carry their covers (hats) by spreading their hand on the inside and carrying by their side.

I caught my roommate beating army last night. I'm not comfortable in the room anymore.

by Chesty J December 1, 2014

ear beating

When a person keeps talking to you until your ears start to feel actual physical pain from the steady flow of inane shit that is coming out of their mouth.

Ear Beater: "...So, then I realized that to de-worm my Cocker Spaniel, I would probably have to get it to stop eating shit, but before I did that I would need to let it out of its cage. Whenever I let that little fucker out of his cage he just pisses on everything. You know who else pisses on everything? Steve. One time he pissed on my Cocker Spaniel..."

Victim's Mind: Oh my fucking God, this is the worst ear beating ever.

by miguel666 January 2, 2014