Bensoned

To lose your job, still live with parents as an adult, and/or be car less. Almost like being up crap's creek without a paddle.

(Guy walks into house to yell at wife: 'Honey, goddamnit!, I got bensoned today and now we have to go live with my parents. Oh we must also lose the car since we can't afford it any longer.'
Wife responds: 'Goddamnit we got bensoned today!')

by mastermind100 August 20, 2013

Benson

Cock lover

Bensons suck dick

by Whhshdudj September 5, 2016

branson billingsley

Annoying boy that attracts girls from all over the world has brown hair and Eats a lot and is very smart

Branson billingsley is a cow and eats a lot

by Kate1890 November 22, 2016

benson

a badass detective in the show Law and Order: SVU

Benson is my favorite character

by cziggy03 December 5, 2016

Benson

Where you shit on someone's chest then flatten it like a pancake and cum on it

That girl was still sto drunk this morning, I have her a Benson for breakfast!

by LochNessMonsa August 19, 2017

Benson

He is a bad student

Benson liou

by Eason8888 March 20, 2018

beandong

A Bostonian man’s penis; usually small. Most often used derogatorily.

Hey, Mahk. Vanessa says you can’t please a woman because of your beandong. My condolences on your wicked pissah

by MajorBubbles May 15, 2018