by Peenie6969 December 9, 2019

uhn-col bee-ner; noun; the epitomy of lazy shit, otherwise known as a balding, fat, old man who rejects good looking women, to ejaculate on adams apples in Acuna.
" Hey that Uncle Beaner just turned down that hot blonde and went home with that fat chick from the donkey show,I think her name is Hector?"
by zuesbeans October 24, 2006

Ridin' Beaner means to have all the passangers in your car ride in the front and have no one in the backseat
by YeagerBOMB April 4, 2007

The small uncircumsized penis on a person. Namely one of Spanish or Latin decent. But can be used for any male typically a Mexican that is not legal.
Hey Janet how was last night with Francisco?
Ennhhh not soo good the guy has a beaner weiner.
Ohh sorry at least he looks good in a cowboy hat and oversized belt buckle
Ennhhh not soo good the guy has a beaner weiner.
Ohh sorry at least he looks good in a cowboy hat and oversized belt buckle
by Jahn mccool March 2, 2010

A person of native Alaskan (inuit, eskimo) decent living in the lower 48 states looking like a mexican, or puerto rican or whereever the latinos in the area are from
My family's not from mexico. We're from Fairbanks. I'm a snow beaner. We came over the other border.
by Jcan1969 April 8, 2011

by negrra December 5, 2007

When a mexican illegaly crosses the american border and lives his life as a fat stupid guy who does no work. Then he proceeds to nutting off all over himself.
by Mr. Imbetterthan Yourface December 5, 2010
