Bat Wing

When a male pulls down the front of their drawers, and they have an overly hairy package (Don King style) and exposes others to the horrible sight. Almost like a frontal mooning.

The chick checked out my bat wing, and was disgusted, and asked me to trim it up before going down on me.

Tim's bat wing is out of control.

I totally bat winged em!

by Chuck September 24, 2004

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Batwanger

Origionally coined in the mid 90's on bullitin boards to describe photo's of a girl on her back that had droopy boobers. They where out to the sides swinging like wings and she prolly shouldn't be in pr0n.
"Bat Wangers"

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by Baduino Pantazantani October 14, 2006

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Faux-Bating

The physical action of faking like you are jacking off when another person in the room is saying something false, stupid or boring.

"Did you see me Faux-Bating while Mr. Johnson was talking?"

by Dis n' Dat January 12, 2008

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bathing suit hickey

Action doll of the legend James Hickey with pool-side accesories. Comes complete with plastic sun lounger and pint glass.

I've got the new Bathing Suit Hickey, i know its a doll but he looks so sexy in that bathing suit!

My Bathing Suit Hickey is passed out on the side of the pool cos he drunk too much!

by hickdogg June 7, 2005

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batting off

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
You dickheads...
You need a dick to bat off to first
HAHAHAHAHAHA
So just keep polishing your dads knob everyday after school
HAHHAHAHAHHAH

Person 1 - Im going home to have a bat.
Person 2 - Me too.
Person 1 - You dont have a dick you sad fuck
Person 2 - So, my dad lets me jerk his cock off

by Michael "MOTCH" Wilson February 21, 2005

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empty batting average

A baseball player who routinely hits for a high batting average but has limited power and patience, thus his OBP and SLG rates would more commonly be attached to batting averages significantly lower than his.

A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.

Despite winning the 2006 batting title, Freddy Sanchez walked just 31 times and hit only 11 home runs. His OPS that year was just .851. He also only stole 3 bases. He is the empty batting average poster man.

Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.

by Downvoting Victim August 28, 2011

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