When someone ejaculates in another person's ass and doesn't stop, mixing the jizz and feces into a buttery substance. Afterwards, the person churning pulls out and wipes the "butter" on the cheeks of the churned.
by Biscuit Butterer December 14, 2021
Get the Buttering the Biscuits mug.The act of knocking yourself up with your brother in-laws semen to save your insane relationship while you emotionally destroy another human being because you're a selfish cunt and you want a little action on the side.
by TheGodf@ther August 3, 2018
Get the Cunt Bastering mug.The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.
by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd March 29, 2020
Get the Crumpet buttering mug.To be disoriented. Term is derived from baseball, when shadows covering the field make it difficult for batters to gauge the speed of pitches.
My friend was totally batting in the shade when he was trying to order a drink after he spilled the last one all over the bartender.
When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.
When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.
by oneflipflop January 16, 2009
Get the Batting in the shade mug.Guy 1: I can't believe you stuck your finger in her ass dude!
Guy 2: Yeah, let us smell it!
Guy 3: Nobody better lay a finger on my Bitterfinger!
Guy 2: Yeah, let us smell it!
Guy 3: Nobody better lay a finger on my Bitterfinger!
by Mr. Pimento December 9, 2011
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by Osmone Everony July 4, 2022
Get the Brathering mug.Australian slang saying for when someone is dating a person who is a significantly higher catch than themselves.w
The saying is a variation on the term "Batting Overs" which literally means you're batting above your average, but colloquially refers the above dating reference. It originated as a comment on former Rugby League player Trent Merrin during the time he was dating/engaged to professional surfer Sally Fitzgibbons.
The saying is a variation on the term "Batting Overs" which literally means you're batting above your average, but colloquially refers the above dating reference. It originated as a comment on former Rugby League player Trent Merrin during the time he was dating/engaged to professional surfer Sally Fitzgibbons.
Guy 1 "Have you seen his new girlfriend? She's so much better looking than he is"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he's definitely batting Merrins"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he's definitely batting Merrins"
by JimmyTI May 16, 2023
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