Battering the fish

The act of dipping your penis into batter and sticking it into a boiling pot of oil then having your girl not wash her vagina for multiple days so it secretes the stench of fish then you force your now deep fried penis into your girl's smelly vagina, therefore battering the fish.
Max: Bro, why are you holding your crotch?
Aaron: It kinda stings after battering the fish with my step sis last night.
by Mr Blev February 13, 2021
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Mini-Batter

Somebody who has a penis shorter than 4 inches, they often occur in lower middle class suburban kids stereotypically.
Dane Derouin is a mini-batter because his dick is only 2 inches long.
by 9289515257 May 30, 2011
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Butt Batter

"Y'know, this can't happen without some Butt Batter."
by meesterrain May 10, 2015
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waffle batter

Andy sniffed Ernie's waffle batter all night long, until sperm came out of ernie's waffle batter
by milzy April 10, 2006
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Build Back Batter

The act of withdrawing the penis during doggy-style sex at orgasm, and pointing the head of the cock above the buttocks and building a puddle of ejaculate (baby batter) on the small of the partner’s back.
After a few minutes of my stimulus package from behind, Alexandria hysterically lobbied me to pull out and Build Back Batter (BBB) on her tramp stamp.
by Panama Pucker December 22, 2021
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cake batter

ex: "Dude that top is better than cake batter."
by MaryWash November 29, 2011
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Baby Batter Blizzard

After coming home from Dairy Queen, your friend, relative, or significant other puts their DQ Blizzard in the freezer for later. You pull a fast one and ejaculate into their Blizzard mix it around and put it back.
Jillian: Charlie, I'll be right back, I have to pick up my mother at the airport. Can you take care of the dogs and please don't eat my Dairy Queen!

Charlie: Yeah no problem.(Takes out phone to call Frank)

Frank: Whats up?

Charlie: Baby Batter Blizzard.

Frank: I love you.
by SchlongJohnSilvers December 23, 2012
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