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Batmaning

Finding out as much information on a person without their knowledge using mutual friends or social media.
"I met this really nice girl in class the other day. I think its time to begin Batmaning"
by MikeKeaton August 23, 2012
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BATMAN BATMAN

Batman is a cult. We must feed him daily. Feed him nothing but carbs and fast food. If you don't comply with the god himself, you will know NOTHING BUT PAIN AND SUFFERING AND REGRET FOR ALL ETERNITY. Don't make the mistake I made.

Steps for making batman:

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Step one: find a corner in public that many people walk by so batman will get regular sacrifices and fed.
Step two: feed him (He likes the number 6 from McDonald's, a fish fillet. Make sure to add extra cheese and mayo for extra good luck 👍).
Step three: Inform the locals about your batman and force with mental harassment to make one as well.
Step four: Mass-produce batmans until your town knows nothing but mold and old food.
Step five: do it.
Adam: BATMAN
Jaxon: BATMAN BATMAN
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP
by Josepi Carlito Antonio III February 9, 2022
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batman forever

"Batman Forever" is not only the title of one of the Batman movies in the early 90's, but is also slang for the sexually transmitted disease, HIV and AIDS. People may rightfully call AIDS and HIV, "BATMAN FOREVER" because the disease is FOREVER! Lets stop killing each other and ourselves. Wrap It Up people!
Make sure you hit up Wal-Mart and get some rubbers before you go to Lia's so you won't catch that Batman Forever.
by BET by way of Amber December 3, 2007
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batänk

Blackjack, Alkohol, Titten, Ärsche, Nutten & Koks
(German for 'blackjack, alcohol, tits, asses, whores & cocaine')
A: "What do we need for tonight's party?"
B: "Batänk."
by LexxBook August 2, 2006
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batnanna

A total slut who likes to bite the tip of the penis she is sucking, like a bat.
Dude, that batnanna Amanda blew me last night. It hurt like a mother, though.
by Point Zero January 17, 2008
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Bating

To pleasure yourself sexually. Usually used in context of a joke.
Maybe you would've had more time if you weren't in the shower bating for an hour!
by McGarry June 17, 2009
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