A bland musical genre popular around the turn of the millennium. Groups such as Maroon 5, Train, Coldplay, and of course, John Mayer typified the genre. Enjoyed by soccer moms, overweight teenage girls, and frat boys trying to get drunk freshman in to bed, it is the natural extension of "yacht rock", popular in the late 70's and early 80's.
"Brenda, you have to get the new album by bath rock superstar John Mayer. His light breathy voice, inoffensive pseudo-sexual lyrics and bland musical stylings get my juices flowing."
by TheKIngOfMen January 8, 2008
Get the bath rockmug. A town so poor in Maine, they can't afford real showers so they bath themselves with a sink and soap.
by CS72 April 4, 2009
Get the Rumford Bathmug. when your milk looks a little green and dirty, you need to give it a milk bath! steps to do so -
1. look for milk in fridge
2. see milk and it looks dirty
3. take milk to bathroom and give bath - like its a dog.
(you must give it a bath out of the cartin though)
4. grab a towel and boom! you have no milk, now dad needs to go to the store to get milk and never come back. it's all your fault
1. look for milk in fridge
2. see milk and it looks dirty
3. take milk to bathroom and give bath - like its a dog.
(you must give it a bath out of the cartin though)
4. grab a towel and boom! you have no milk, now dad needs to go to the store to get milk and never come back. it's all your fault
CHILD: DAD! WE NEED MILK. I GAVE OUR MILK A MILK BATH.
DAD: this is my chance to leave you poor people. CYA!
DAD: this is my chance to leave you poor people. CYA!
by obsessd with your parents. October 21, 2021
Get the milk bathmug. originaly started as Nike Air Force one knock offs, now have become popular. Made in Japan. aka BAPE or BABE STAs
by Lee M. April 22, 2006
Get the bathing apemug. the act of cleansing your most intimate parts in 3 minutes or less. deoderant, cologne and sometimes Gel are used in a whore bath
by Tony Diblasi January 11, 2008
Get the whore bathmug. The gentle dampening of a rag when one must cleanse oneself to use on vaginal area, usually between fuckin's.
by TinkyHoes January 3, 2010
Get the Whore's Bathmug. 1: The other night i wanted to give my pet a fucking bath
2: Oh yeah, did you clean it?
1: Nah, the little prick didn't want one, so i gave it a Bath Rape
2: Ah, fuck yeah!!!!
Example 2:
1: I heard you were gonna give your baby a bath the other day....
2: Oh ye, Nah, my baby didn't want a bath, so i was pretty fucking pissed off!
1: What did you do in the end?
2: I gave my baby a bath rape.
1: Lol haha
2: Shut The Fuck Up, you CUNT!!!!
2: Oh yeah, did you clean it?
1: Nah, the little prick didn't want one, so i gave it a Bath Rape
2: Ah, fuck yeah!!!!
Example 2:
1: I heard you were gonna give your baby a bath the other day....
2: Oh ye, Nah, my baby didn't want a bath, so i was pretty fucking pissed off!
1: What did you do in the end?
2: I gave my baby a bath rape.
1: Lol haha
2: Shut The Fuck Up, you CUNT!!!!
by fishyowns December 22, 2010
Get the Bath Rapemug.