badsforbaddies

Badsforbaddies, stupid little bastard who likes dogs but hates them and animals.

Person 1: badforbaddies is stupid

Person 2: no stupid 🫤
Person 3:bru😑🫱
Person 2: it true!!!!🫠
Person 1 & 3 : SHUT UP KID😠🫵
Person 4: badsforbaddies is a bastard🤭
Person 5: true!!

by Badsfordeadies May 22, 2022

Washtub Bass

An oft-undervalued instrument. Those who play or admire the washtub bass realized that its inexpensive construction and simplicity sometimes distract idiots from the rich variety of notes and tones one can achieve when playing a washtub bass. If one wants to add more dancibility to their band's music, they need to get a washtub bassist, who will most likely have wicked arm muscles. Also know as a gutbucket.

Guy 1: "Man, that chick is hot."
Guy 2: "Aw dude, that's Rachel. Don't mess with her, she's a washtub bassist."
Guy 1: "Thanks bro. Close call. She could deck my ass."

by rainphantom February 24, 2009

Pontiac bass

The signature bass sound that rattles the windows on most Pontiac brand cars. No car can beat that bass. Not even a Chevy which was the same model.

Hotel Room Service sounds good in a Pontiac. It has Pontiac bass.

by Mike63 November 9, 2009

Elastic Bandstand

The act of concealing one's erection by tucking it under the elastic waistband of their undergarment.

Dude, I popped a serious boner in class right before the bell rang. I had to pull an elastic bandstand before I stood up to leave so no one would see my flagpole

by Dr. Thaddeus November 19, 2014

Implied Bass

When a well known song with a bass drop is played on an iPhone and people dance to it as if the bass was there.

Two Girls: Hey, put on "Bend Ova" by Tyga on your iPhone!

*starts twerking and hair flipping to the beat*

Guy: "They're dancing to the implied bass"

by 59Ballons February 5, 2015

String Bass

The best and most glorious of the instruments, although ridiculously large and loud. The strings are E, A, D, and G, also known as Death, Ok, Nice, and Good. The bassist's job is to act as a metronome (and to keep the violins from rushing). Be nice to them, they try their best.

Person A: Hey, I just started playing the string bass!

Person B: Good choice. It's totally the best instrument.

by word child March 11, 2017

the bass is fucking raw

When your working on something and it's taking ages and when it's done it's not done properly.

Adam... Have you finished that job yet? You've been ages!
Mat - No, the bass is fucking raw!

by efghost March 6, 2018