act of shoving a lubed piece of PVC pipe full of barbed wire into a persons anus and removing the PVC, causing their anus to clamp down on the barbed wire. Chance of survival: 0%
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Historically, Bajeezus was Jesus Christ's more magical brother. Not only could he give sight to the blind, he could make a Elephant cry with his penis. And it wasn't just elephants. Bajeezus could make many things cry with his penis. Like Curtina's vag. it cried with excitement that Viagra couldn't bring to her.
Also the nickname of D Hizzle in hanover, in, because his penis is just so large.
Historically, Bajeezus was Jesus Christ's more magical brother. Not only could he give sight to the blind, he could make a Elephant cry with his penis. And it wasn't just elephants. Bajeezus could make many things cry with his penis. Like Curtina's vag. it cried with excitement that Viagra couldn't bring to her.
Also the nickname of D Hizzle in hanover, in, because his penis is just so large.
1) "Holy Freakin Bajeezus!"
or
"I'll slap the Bajeezus out of you Dave Thomas of Wendy's!"
2) Curtina said, "Holy Bajeezus! Your Wang is so massive Bajeezus. Use it to pleasure me and make me cry because my vag can't take 3' of dick!"
or
"I'll slap the Bajeezus out of you Dave Thomas of Wendy's!"
2) Curtina said, "Holy Bajeezus! Your Wang is so massive Bajeezus. Use it to pleasure me and make me cry because my vag can't take 3' of dick!"
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A sub-division of english consisting of very long words and sentences. Extremely hard to understand. When written, writing is inhumanly neat and is close to script. Must have translator present to understand. Do not attempt to read Bareese unless you are trained (ie: have heard it spoken before).
As I was strolling down the unusually large avenue, I noticed a new, stupendous house was being built not right on our front doorstep. (Normally in near perfect cursive and illegible. I am not an expert at Bareese so this example of the language is not perfect.)
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Chronic Diareaha may tend to slip through this area.
Period included.
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Chronic Diareaha may tend to slip through this area.
Period included.
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