When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.
Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.
Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.
by dirty raul September 3, 2014
Get the Pearl Harbor Barbermug. A chinese TikTok micro celebrity who posts extremely weird videos. Could be considered brainrot content.
by twenty one pilots chicken April 25, 2024
Get the Huang Barbermug. When someone is in the act of a foot chase, and that person falsely starts before the mark go, that person is pulling a barber
by Blueman194 November 5, 2020
Get the Pulling a barbermug. Living avatars of deception and evil whom you will ask for just a clean up and they will proceed to destroy your current hairstyle. Go to a hairdresser next time.
Kevin:I went to my barber and he destroyed my shit, spent the whole summer growing it out too.
Bob:never trust a barber man.
Bob:never trust a barber man.
by Beesofbag September 3, 2022
Get the Barbermug. A small midget with a lesbian haircut, lies through his teeth. Talks big game on siege but is a filthy bronze, never trust this child as he will immediatley call you gay
by None Of Your Business January 17, 2020
Get the Shano Barbermug. Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".
"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"
by James Jameson The Third February 20, 2013
Get the Washing The Barbermug. When you have a maximum number of allowed absences from a job/school and utilize them all systematically within the allotted time to not "give up any free days".
Ebid is using up all his missed games allowed before being disqualified from end-of-season award contention. Ya, he's really barber schoolin' it.
by {Professor_Chaos} February 20, 2024
Get the Barber Schoolin' Itmug.