1. The act of maintaining the ramen soup level with the noodles so that you don't have too much or too little of either.
2. The moderation of two (or more) conflicting forces that could possibly end in a clusterfuck, if the status quo is not kept.
2. The moderation of two (or more) conflicting forces that could possibly end in a clusterfuck, if the status quo is not kept.
1. "I'm a master at Ramen Balance, motherfucker. Two mouthfuls of noodles and one mouthful of soup. Eat that shit, yeahhh."
2. "I only fuck so many of these damn, skanky bitches because I'm maintaining Ramen Balance with my libido! It's just the right thing to do."
2. "I only fuck so many of these damn, skanky bitches because I'm maintaining Ramen Balance with my libido! It's just the right thing to do."
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1) a name of an institute situated at the heart of Europe in Budapest - the capital city of the magical land of Hungary, where at the same time you can live and study one of the most difficult languages, namely Hungarian, to which only certain number of the coolest people from all over the world can go and in which there is a party centre - the so called BOOM BOOM ROOM - permanent and guaranteed source of entertainment.
2) the time spent at the eponymous institute. During this period practically anything can happen to you - you can meet your best friend or the love of your life, or fulfil your bravest dreams, or have your heart totally crushed and devastated; one, however, is for sure - it's an unforgettable once-in-a-lifetime self-changing experience.
3) the people attending the eponymous institute. You can easily recognize them - they are colourful and shiny, they move in large groups, speaking some crazy language - half-English half-Hungarian half-some other world language and they shout "Balassi, Balassi" while travelling by the public transport vehicles (especially late at night); another conspicuous trait of theirs is that they "sleep all day and party all night" and study once in a while.
1) a name of an institute situated at the heart of Europe in Budapest - the capital city of the magical land of Hungary, where at the same time you can live and study one of the most difficult languages, namely Hungarian, to which only certain number of the coolest people from all over the world can go and in which there is a party centre - the so called BOOM BOOM ROOM - permanent and guaranteed source of entertainment.
2) the time spent at the eponymous institute. During this period practically anything can happen to you - you can meet your best friend or the love of your life, or fulfil your bravest dreams, or have your heart totally crushed and devastated; one, however, is for sure - it's an unforgettable once-in-a-lifetime self-changing experience.
3) the people attending the eponymous institute. You can easily recognize them - they are colourful and shiny, they move in large groups, speaking some crazy language - half-English half-Hungarian half-some other world language and they shout "Balassi, Balassi" while travelling by the public transport vehicles (especially late at night); another conspicuous trait of theirs is that they "sleep all day and party all night" and study once in a while.
1) I cannot believe I'm going to Balassi - it's like my dream coming true!
2) Man, I'll never forget my Balassi!
3) Is there any strike or what? - No, it's just Balassi going out to party.
2) Man, I'll never forget my Balassi!
3) Is there any strike or what? - No, it's just Balassi going out to party.
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"Triple" in English, a common latinate word with a familiar pronunciation. Word Balancing can help to ascertain the pronunciation of the word's Belgian variant, "Trippel."
Note that "Triple" has 3 letters in each syllable, and that in English, the stress is on the first syllable.
Note that in the Belgian equivalent, an extra "p" shifts the center of gravity of the word to the right.
This is the simplest case of word-balancing - known as the "contratextual moment" principle (similar in concept to changing moments of inertia in physics). It tells you that, in this case, a stress should be placed on the second syllable: triPPEL.
Note that "Triple" has 3 letters in each syllable, and that in English, the stress is on the first syllable.
Note that in the Belgian equivalent, an extra "p" shifts the center of gravity of the word to the right.
This is the simplest case of word-balancing - known as the "contratextual moment" principle (similar in concept to changing moments of inertia in physics). It tells you that, in this case, a stress should be placed on the second syllable: triPPEL.
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