subway baggin

When you have to shit really bad on I35 and the only choice you have now is to put your legs up on the dashboard and blast ass into a Subway bag.

I'm 'bout to be subway baggin all over this bitch.

by subwaybaggins August 2, 2021

Blairbo Baggins

Blairbo the hobbit with the ring

blairbo Baggins let my have your ring

by Johnny Appleseed Madonna August 17, 2011

Baggins

A dildo.

Dude, is that a baggins in your bathroom?

by Chodelicious August 25, 2009

Bean Baggin

The act of slapping your nuts on a woman's clit.

Hey baby want to do some bean baggin

by Duece deuce January 27, 2019

Dildo Baggins

Another name for Wild Card.

Dildo baggins loved using his exhaust pipe after a long day of driving the UPS truck around Mordor.

by AKACHANCHIBI September 27, 2019

Dildo Baggins

A Dildo Baggins is a miniature dildo used by dwarf ladies to pleasure themselves while their men are out. Am average dildo baggins is about 3 inches

She had to use her dildo Baggins until Frodo got home.

by REGGIESHITS August 31, 2022

Douche Baggins

A short man, especially possessing a physical stature like that of a hobbit, who behaves in a rude and arrogant manner.

Fuck off, you sawed-off Douche Baggins!

by James G.P. Conrad January 17, 2019