bickey

1. A bite and a hickey combined into one for maximum bruisage.

2. A hickey on the boob

1. "That bastard gave me a huge bickey! My neck looks worse than the time my grandma fell down the stairs!"

2. Look what Timmy did! *Flashes boob* He gave me a bickey!

by Maia and Erik February 8, 2007

Red Eyed Double Dipped, African, Blackeyed Rocky Raccoon

The beverage of choice throughout the private jet industry. commonly used to to generate enough adrenaline to cope with a typical demands in the private jet industry. also used as first aid treatment on victims of cardiac arrest at Fingers Crossed Aviation. NOTE: Beverage is trade marked and produced in large volumes exclusively for Fingers Crossed Aviation. Beverage can also be used as a substitute for jet fuel.

Dude, the client for 87 is coming over to check up on his pull out tables. The coach is brewing up a couple of gallons of Red Eyed Double Dipped, African, Blackeyed Rocky Raccoon.

by DARRYL CRUTE December 11, 2006

wacky backy

slang; generically used to signify an illicit substance that cannot be procured in any ordinary means by the general public. An essential prerequisite involves an uncharacteristically underground drug dealer who conceals him/herself in little conclaves on certain un-lit side roads, selling these aforementioned illicit substances.

Hey, I saw Swathi today outside UCL. She was smoking a bit that wacky backy!

by Venkat.Thiagarajan April 21, 2010

Wakey Wakey, Eggs and Bakey

what you say to a woman when you wake her up from a painful comatose in order to bury her alive under a grave named Paula Schultz

Budd: Wakey Wakey, eggs and bakey
Beatrix: ah fuck

by similationavragation November 30, 2010

backed up

Unable to leave loaf

I ate a whole block of cheese and now I'm all backed up.

by MikePBG November 8, 2003

Two-Backed Beast

The "two-backed beast" is a euphamism for having sex. For some reason, people can't just say "having sex," they have to come up with a clever way to say it.

"Last night I was making the two-backed beast with my boyfriend"

Bumping uglies, knocking boots, burying the salami, etc

by Asty von Ferguson October 6, 2005

Backyard spactard

A full-blown, several-sandwiches-short-of-a-picnic specialist whose mental retardation is so debilitatingly extreme that they are forced to live in the backyard. This living arrangement is usually necessitated by the high risk of poisoning through licking the toxic cleaning products off the windows, should said backyard spactard remain indoors.

Liverpool put in a good showing in the Champion's League Final the other night. If it hadn't been for Karius goalkeeping like a backyard spactard, they might have won the game. I knew he'd be shit the day he signed for the club using his favourite crayon..

by Anonymous submissions July 19, 2018