Blind Bandit

While receiving a blow job you cum in her eyes and steal her purse.

If you need further explanation you're probabably about to be a victim of a blind bandit and you best close your eyes next time.

by FleaWard45 April 28, 2013

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Color Blindness

Color blindness or color vision deficiency is the inability or decreased ability to see color, or perceive color differences, under lighting conditions when color vision is not normally impaired. "Color blind" is a misleading term; there is no actual blindness but there is a fault in the development of either or both sets of retinal cones that perceive color in light and transmit that information to the optic nerve.

Jack failed the Ishihara test because he has Color Blindness.

by Mr. Hasnoface December 9, 2011

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blind by choice

choosing to be blind by closing your eyes all the time

See that guy with his eyes closed, he's blind by choice.

by falmeth November 30, 2010

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Douche Blindness

1. The inablitly to see that a person is a douche bag.

2. The inablity to self-realize doucheyness.

1. "Why is she talking to that collar popper?"

"Mindy? Total douche blindness."

2. "I'm going out with Mindy tonight, Ed Hardy or Tap Out brah?"

by JTHome September 10, 2010

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booty blinded

when a guy becomes mesmorized by a girls rather large donk

guy: bro, when i first meant her and she turned around i was in shock her booty was that great
guy2: man you were BOOTY BLINDED!

by clarkbenson June 9, 2011

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Net Blindness

In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score eventhough you have a decent shot available to you.

"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"

by EricGCharlotte February 21, 2008

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