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Dack Attack

A computer software bug generally caused by hasty addition of a feature at the last minute.
We were about to get the build out last night until we were hit with a Dack Attack.
by Douche-N January 6, 2010
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Attracted

To be more than friends with someone; to like them. Basically, to be crushing on someone.
Person 1: Do you like Tim?
Person 2: Yeah I’m totally attracted
by Ok hun September 10, 2019
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heart attack on a plate

Shitloads of greasy food on one plate
by DizzyLizzy July 16, 2007
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Law of Attraction

Law of Attraction

The Law of Attraction is a New Age belief based on the concept that "like attracts like" and that by focusing on positive thoughts, such as affirming to yourself that you will win a million dollars, your thoughts and affirmations will subsequently manifest themselves by granting you the one million dollars. Your thoughts are similar to magnets. Positive thoughts will attract positive outcomes and vice versa for negative thoughts.

Regardless of the absurdities of such a hypothesis, optimism, in contrast to the Law of Attraction, has been empirically proven to enhance mental health and well-being. But repeating mantras to yourself and demanding that a higher power succumb to your wishes will not grant you instant wealth, fame or complete VIP access to the Playboy Mansion.

According to numerous books written on the subject, in order for the Law of Attraction to work, you must do the following:

1. ASK for what you want

2. BELIEVE (with complete sincerity) that you already have what you want

3. RECEIVE it and be grateful that your request was granted

The Universe or God (or whomever you pray to) will grant your wish if you truly believe, with all your heart, that you already have what you desire (believe until your brain falls out). Being grateful and thinking positive will increase the likelihood that your wish will be granted.
The Best-selling book entitled "The Secret" is about the Law of Attraction. The Law of Attraction is also the main subject in a book called "The Complete Idiot's Guide To The Law of Attraction", by Diane Ahlquist.
by Ghostwriter777 June 12, 2013
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McHeart-attack

A heart attack caused by eating too much McDonalds.
*Girl walks up with a tray full of McChickens and begins to eat*
Boy:"Dang girl! You're gonna have a McHeart-attack!"
by monicaaa December 5, 2007
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heart attack

A big mac and fries, usually supersized.
Fat American - I'd like one heart attack please
High School Dropout Working at McDonalds - That you for you order. Pick it up at drive-thru window 3.
by ppppo May 16, 2005
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flying vagina attack

A form of physical aggression performed by a female, wherein she leaps into the air and slams her groin into another's (male OR female) chest. Also considered to be a sexual position from one of the long-lost chapters of the Kama Sutra.
Susan: John, I'm tired of your shit!

John: Shut up, bitch!

Susan: flying vagina attack!

(Wherein Susan proceeds to leap in the air and slam her vagina into John's chest, knocking the wind out of him.)
by six30two December 22, 2010
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