Fart Attack

A fart attack is a condition in which gasses build up inside of ones intestines and cause stomach and chest pains. The build up of gas is usually due to the inability to release said gas. Fart attacks usually occur in the worst possible situation, such as dinner with the grandparents or a yoga session with the girlfriend and her mother. Fart attacks are dangerous and can lead to random combustion.

Josh: dude!
Me: dude I had the worst fart attack ever last night, my girlfriend made me watch a silent movie with her and her mom!

by BarnacleBill November 15, 2010

Attack Helicopter

The best gender ever.

Boys, girls and non-binary people are all cringe. Attack Helicopters are superior.

by I eat poop 69 February 23, 2022

crap attack

noun. An acute condition where a sudden urge to shit abruptly afflicts the patient, compelling him or her to make an undignified scramble to the nearest bathroom.

I had a crap attack and all the stalls were occupied so I ended up shitting in the stall without the door on it.

by Paul Rael November 6, 2011

lesbian panic attack

when you see a fit girl and instantly get obsessed with her and you hyperventilate

olivia saw a girl and had a lesbian panic attack

by colinsandra October 28, 2017

counter attack

Striking back after you are attacked.

Prepare for a counter attack.

by paulm April 29, 2005

scat attack

The flinging of ones feces upon the face and chest of their intimate partner. This can typically be followed by a cleveland steamer.

During the "good sex", Joeseph pulled a scat attack on Suzy, covering her in brown goo.

by xcloser2godx July 16, 2008

Mac attack

The act of consuming considerable amounts of liquor and launching ones self onto a unsuspecting person to make out with them usually in front of a large crowd.

Slangs: Macked, Mac all night, Ronnie macked

"Yo man! catch that guy Mac attacking those chicks!"
"Bro, hes pretty much my hero"

by Lemi545 December 2, 2009