atheist

(Adjective) Relatively Intelligent. Capable of rational thought.

See also the stronger form "Agnostic"

Unlike the fundies, those following an atheist path come up with usefull ideas on occassion.

by Mark F. October 30, 2006

Atheist

One who does not beleive in the existance of god. Literally "no-god" ism. a=no/not (ancient greek) and theos=god (ancient greek).

Atheists have a common reputation of not bothering to think about life and will go to hell for their ignorance. In actual fact, atheists do a hell of a lot more thinking than the religeous who blindly follow because they take fictional books far too fucking literally. While christians beleive in god, heaven, hell, sin, the devil and armageddon, atheists realise this is all bullshit and do a favour by not scaring the shit out of everyone; And not causing countless bloody wars; And not telling people that you are giving satan power by jizzing on the ground.

Christian: Look at that atheist, he will burn in hell for his ignorance. I bet he's never scared the shit out of anyone in his life.

Muslim: Yeah, tough look for him he's not getting 21 virgins when he dies like I am.

Christian: Look at how much we have in common, uniting under god, now where were we...

<start a holy war against each other>

by Idolfan September 08, 2007

atheist

A person who thinks logically, rather than basing their beliefs on a self-contradicting document which is not just unproven, but is actually disproven by science.

"you're going to hell because you're an atheist"

by A Theist April 21, 2003

atheist

Anyone who is not a theist

Headline: "Primitive tribe newly discovered in the Amazonian rain-forest turn out to be atheists!"

by R869020 May 26, 2015

Atheist

someone who does good things because they are good, as opposed to Theists, who do good things solely in order to earn brownie points with some sort of God in order to get into heaven

Theist - "Here's £5 for cancer research, but don't spend it on Stem Cell research. I'm going straight to heaven now."

Atheist - "Here's £5 for cancer research, spend it on whatever works. I'm going straight to Subway now."

by Libreg September 18, 2010

Atheist

Someone that, by their very existence alone, can make religious people very angry.

Guy1: Did you hear Tom is an atheist?
Person on internet hiding behind anonymity: He must worship Satan, let's burn his house down.

by the meh kid August 09, 2010

Atheist

Not a greedy know-it-all teenager, who pretends to hate religion but celebrates Christmas, as posted by anonymous, rather someone who does not believe in god. This person may or may not celebrate the overly-commercial holiday of Christmas which no longer has a basis in religion.

I do not believe in any deity, therefore I am an atheist.

by Anonymous March 03, 2005