Athen moment

believing guns kill people and not the people who hold the guns

"bro why did you shoot him
"i didn't shoot him the gun did"
"such an athen moment"

by Athen moment March 15, 2023

bathroom athlete

Someone who makes numerous runs to and from a restroom, usually in an educational institution, to masturbate excessively.

Wow that student Sam Johnson sure is a bathroom athlete, he’s been leaving class and doing “laps” all day!

by Cwigggle August 9, 2018

Geocentric Athlete

An athlete who pursues outdoor pursuits of geographic significance. Ie: a mountaineer who climbs Everest mountain because it is the highest peak, the sailor who sails around the globe and the seven seas, the Navy Seal who swims across the equator as a special initiation ceremony. These pursuits are consistent of those of the geocentric athlete.

Griff is biking across North America, then sailing the seven seas. He's one hardcore geocentric athlete.

by Griff Man October 8, 2018

Atharv

A straight god at everything he does. The world was blessed with his presence on the 30th of June. Ever since then the planet has greatly improved. Atharv goes around the world protecting us without us even knowing. Have you ever heard of a 3-eyed centipede shark? No, because Atharv destroyed it.

I'm so glad I don't have to worry about 3-eyed centipede sharks because of Atharv around!

by poopyshmoopy June 1, 2018

Atheism

A non-prophet organisation

I can't believe Atheism doesn't make any prophets off of us.

by Archolas May 18, 2011

athsma

When your throat and lungs are screwed up because of your crap genetics.
Thanks Dad

(booty) (athsma)

by MrIGoToSgcs April 19, 2014

athya

A beautiful goofy girl that has goals set in life but is also down to earth and honest. She has courage and strength and is open minded

Her name is Athya

by A.Dictionary March 14, 2017