Assaloid

Websters dictionary defines Assaloid as a persone how resembles or retain mongoloid (retard) qualities, tendency and mannerisms, and how is also acting like or being an ass (asshole).

1:Stop hogging the remote you f...... assaloid.

2:That's the last time i borrow five bucks to that assaloid.

3:Hey. you diden't leave any toiletpaper you assaloid

And:
Hey assaloid, stop being an assaloid.

by Kjetil A C May 31, 2006

assloser

the biggest loser you can imagine.

assloser: "never gonna give you up" is my favorite song.
guy: you're an assloser.

by d.bannos April 18, 2010

assuless

another word for ass, but more intense than your ass

your assuless

by assulessassuless May 21, 2010

Assflop

Some one who has no ass. When you look at there ass there is nothing there .

Damn look at her (girl walks past) yeah her face is nice but she an assflop

by Nolife56 May 6, 2013

assplotion

when your cat's ass explodes in the litter box.

Fluffy has had yet another assplotion!

by witchBri January 8, 2015

assumotion

The art of derailing your mother-in-law.

I got her with a little assumotion.

by RamRodRick October 29, 2015

Assplosion

When you have to run to the bathroom for a poop. Usually diarrhea. It can be associated with heavy drinking, or greasy food. Sometimes both.

I just had an Assplosion in the toilet.

by HumpinGrannys September 3, 2016