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Asstard

Someone who is intelligent and has common sense but chooses not to use either.
Wow...he/she sure is a asstard.
by Paco de luna December 5, 2019
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Assapopolis

A place where the person(s) of the upmost assness reside.
“Assapopolis; Population Brandon and Nelson.”

“Brandon and Nelson are definitely from Assapopolis!”
by ig@B_breezy215 December 20, 2019
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Asstard

Someone who acts like a completely clueless asshole and has no clue your talking badly about them to your friends
Do you remember how much of an Asstard you were last night Dave? Y'all he was hanging from the fans an doing cartwheels
by PiggyMama7 January 8, 2020
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Asscapper 3000

A tiny pistol placed in ones asshole as a self protection purcaution.

To use the Asscapper 3000

1. Pull pants down

2. Assume crab position

3. Clap ass cheeks to fire
Haley survived being mugged thanks to the Asscapper 3000
by Spoodz February 6, 2020
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asstoper

An asstoper is the action of having a buttplug for weeks and take it of in your partners face
My wife had to take 3 showers because of the asstoper I gave her
by childpornlover October 28, 2020
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asstaetic

an epik person on quotev dot cum
bro, did u see @asstaetic's new profile?? it looks swag
by rfecyudvgsiheyrf November 22, 2020
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asstaethiccx

A kpop fan account
A bts Stan

A girl

Loves her followers

Ot7

Bts Stan
You should follow @asstaethiccx
by Siertaq January 3, 2021
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