asspirating

on a hot summer day your butt starts melting and giving off a nasty smell.or when your having heavy sex and your partners ass starts smelling.

" hey whats that smell? "
"my bad im asspirating"

"dude stop asspirating around me"

by s.poon July 9, 2005

asspelunker

a term used to insult your friend.

shut up! you asspelunker!!

by james May 4, 2003

asspicnic

Something that you call someone, very much akin to |assfarmer|.

Dammit Quincy, you are such an asspicnic

by Burt Reynolds April 8, 2003

assparp

This is the deepest section of the colon, which is joined with the asspip, and combines with the assperp, and asspipe to release feces. Ex (from outer to inner): Asspipe, Assperp, Asspip, and then Assparp.

I tried to shit but it was all the way up in the 'parp and it wouldn't come out.

by PipPipePerpParp January 7, 2005

asspanic

Excessive worry about one's body or appearance, especially before a social engagement.

Any frenzied hurry related to inconsequential details in one's appearance.

Realizing his white shell-toes had a fat scuff in them on the way to a date, Roland burst out in an asspanic.

In her reflection off a parked car, Sally noticed her new blouse made her boobs look small and flew into an asspanic about her job interview.

by Somnambulator September 13, 2007

Assophagus

When you jump off a small building and you land on your ass and your asophagus and your asshole connect so you end up having an Assophagus.

When a man jumped off a building and when the police got there he was still alive they said, "he must have an Assophagus".

by Flower T-shirt August 13, 2008

Assophocles

A greek poet who was a toatl douche, a real smart kid who likes Greek poetry.

Bob: Did you hear rick got an 98 on the greek poetry test?
Joe: Ya, another assophocles.

by CrazyGuy207 January 14, 2009