I need assistance

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.

I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me

by My Minecraft Isn't working July 03, 2019

Assistant Simp

When you wingman a Simp yet you are not a simp yourself.

"Today I helped Elliot get this girl he was after."

"You mean that simp? So you're basically his Assistant Simp?"

by Sh0rtkakke March 25, 2020

Friendly Assist

To give someone "friendly assist" is to give a hand job.

Hey I'm going to Jeff's house to give him a friendly assist. He's gonna love it.

by GildenBeanpole December 17, 2023

friendly assist

Giving a friend a hand job outside of a relationship.

It's been a while for Brad so I gave him a friendly assist.

by Ahael December 19, 2023

Colombian Assist

When you make an incredible pass to your boy unintentionally, and it turns out great for everyone.

I went to Medellín with my boy Aaron and he threw me an amazing Colombian assist. We went back to our Airbnb with these girls and I ended up with the girl he wanted to get with, but it all turned out great, because he found himself with a girl he liked even more. Good times.

by 2Legit2Hit September 16, 2023

substitutes assist

highly paid but permanent bench warming sport stars helping team mates in a similar position

Pepe was credited with a substitutes assist for özil... he wanked him off behind the bins

by spaz juice September 19, 2020

supermarket assistant

Aunty's cookies Gunna have me all fucked up.... Aka can I have 5 marijuana's 👾

If you can't find the cookies ask the supermarket assistant.

by Lost then found July 16, 2021