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hot mess

Term of endearment to imply someone is hot while “me” is repeating the words “say something” silently to themselves, in hopes that the mythical words will suddenly come to mind that will grant “me” a chance with them.
Oh hey do you know the direction to the office I’m here for an interview. *blank stare* Are you ok? *say something, say something* UwU hot mess
by MadPseudoScientist August 18, 2022
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blest mess

A Female Fronted Punk/Hardcore Band from New York and New Jersey
by Archeron February 23, 2017
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beat the mess

Used by Infantry Marines, a almost direct synonym for "beat the shit", commonly used in relation to physically assaulting another member of your platoon; usually a buddy.
Ex. Marine #1: Hey, is that a picture of your girl? She's hot! Have her call me if she ever gets lonely.
Marine #2: Shut up before I beat the mess out of you, Kid!
by MirrorChaser January 14, 2015
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HD mess

"High Definition mess"

1. Literally: When formerly hot celebrities are exposed in all their true wrinkled glory through high definition technology.

2. Or in any situation: a giant mess in which fucked-ness is so embedded in every detail that it will never be fixed.
Miranda- "Brad Pitt is still so hot."

Amy- "Have you seen him in Moneyball? He's a HD mess."
by beclan October 31, 2012
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messing a boot

My Daughter is always messing a boot.

For my Canadian friends
by Eddymoney00916 May 23, 2022
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Eton Mess

English Pudding/dessert that consists of merengue, fruit and whipped cream.
Also known as Elon Musk.
“Can we have that pudding… what’s it called? Elon Musk?”
“Oh, you mean Eton Mess?”
by Yogurtxe September 17, 2021
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messes in dresses

Drunk chicks-- usually out on the town together all gussied up.
Did you see those hammered bridesmaids? Messes in dresses.
by W. Priske December 4, 2014
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