arsecandles

A frustrated exclamation.

"Hey Joe, your computer's just crashed."
"Arsecandles!"

by antony December 17, 2004

Arsenal

worlds shittest team

Arsenal lost again? To who this time

by itrtrhshs June 19, 2018

Angry Arsenal

This act should be performed if your partner selfishly orgasms (scores) first. You return the favour by first of all taking a shit into each available orifice followed by constant thrusting of every hole, consitently probing until you have jizzed into each orifice. The ultimate goal is to out climax your opponent.

"Dude, last night this girl climaxed before me, so I gave her the angry Arsenal"
"What was the score?"
"13-2"
"No way!"

by FlyingRVP October 16, 2009

arseface

Word invented by the American band Fall Out boy. This word is used in the song "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arse Face". They used this word to make fun out of themselves and their fans beceause they think their faces look like arses.

This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arseface
This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arseface
(Now you)
This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arseface
(Wear out the groove)
This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arseface
(Sing out loud)
This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arseface
(Oh, oh)
This ain't a scene, it's a god damn arseface

by Assmaster J December 27, 2008

arsemagic

dull, uninspired music, particularly electronic listening or dance music

I didn't like that DJ, he just played a load of arsemagic.

by spunkism October 15, 2003

Arseface

A boy from Preacher-comics. He tried to kill himself with a shotgun because his idol died. The attempt failed and now his face does not look the most appealing.

Arseface is my hero!

by Jusal January 27, 2006

arsecandle

someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience

dave you fucking arsecandle!

by JB October 25, 2003