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arse burgers

An exclamation of annoyance at a situation or person.
"Eric, you utter arse burger!"
- Eric Feeble's boss (Stressed Eric) -
by R1 April 10, 2003
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Arse Genie

1) A small amount of watery excrement that shouldn't be in your underpants but is.
Arse genies manifest for no known reason, not because of shock or following through when you attempt to pass wind or any other legitimate reason for shitting yourself. Very often the first a person will know of their arse genie is a slippery sensation between the arse cheeks when walking which is often mistaken for sweat. It is only when they go to wipe the sweat away and realise that it is brown that they know they have a genie.

2) An actual genie that that may attempt to persuade you to rub their rusty sherrifs badge in exchange for wishes.
"What the fuck is this? I don't seem to recal shitting meself today?"
by Baron Von Batwing January 6, 2005
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arse-bandit

Paul Eason is an arse-bandit
by Michael Pendriegh August 11, 2003
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arse jammer

One who inserts his penis into that of another person/animal(s) anus, thus "jamming" their arse. Generally reserved for homsexual reference.
by Ross February 10, 2002
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arse cress

The wirey growth of pathetic, useless hair, that terrorises the arse crack during the entire life of the arse owner.
Removing the arse cress will only result in an even more horrific backlash of abrasive violation that may even begin to claw it's way up the lower back.
Damn it - I only harvested the arse cress last week and already I've got a new crop on it's way!
by Lee J Graham September 22, 2008
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Arse licker

One who engages the practice of licking someone else's arse.
Jack is an arse licker, because he licks peoples arses.
by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties August 12, 2009
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Arse Chicken

1. Generic term for person.

2. Generic word used to express displeasure

Originated from Krusher who DJ's a show on total rock (see: www.totalrock.com)

see also wordnipple donkey
1 Arse chickens! You're still breathing.

2 Oh arse chickens and niple donkeys
by Mahakala June 10, 2003
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