Deep Apologies

“Deep Apologies” is a text someone uses as an alternative to ghosting. The appropriate response to this text is the OK Hand Sign Emoji. The inappropriate (and most common) response is, “GO TO HELL!”

Initial Text: “Is there any hope that you’ll ever take me back? Please, I need you, I really do. God help me, I need you so bad. I’ll never cheat on you again, I swear. I love you more than anything in the whole wide world.”

Text Response: “Deep Apologies”

Last Text: “You fucking bitch, if I ever see you again I’ll tear your eyes out!”

by kznutt64 January 27, 2021

Fly apologist

Someone who defends the heinous crimes committed by flies

Alex is a fly apologist

by Pucoloco October 2, 2021

i would like to apologize

"I messed up again and i don't get why I'm so stupid"

Destiny "hunter why'd you drop that" hunter "i would like to apologize"

by Bruh i made a definition December 18, 2017

San Francisco Apology

The sexual act of one man jerking off another man as a form of an apology. Sometimes more than two men are involved and multiple sessions may be required.

I got in a fight with my bro last night but I made it up to him with a San Francisco apology this morning.

by J Hammer esq. October 6, 2019

Pineapple Pizza Apologist

Anyone who fiercely defends this abomination to pizza, to the point of appearing arrogant, condescending, and dismissive towards others with more sensible palettes.

Post: "You only hate pineapple pizza because of social media"
Person 1 showing post to person 2: "Yup looks like we have another pineapple pizza apologist on the lose"

by pwnagephake November 14, 2022

Apollonia

Apollonia Kotero was a swimsuit model, singer, and actress of Greek and Japanese descent. She joined Prince's entourage after the departure of Vanity as lead in the film Purple Rain and became lead singer of recording group Apollonia 6.

Who is Apollonia? I don't really know.

by Zach=BAMF October 23, 2007

Torture Apologist

I don't know what the definition is. I wish someone would define it for me. I see it used all over the internet and in print, but I don't see a bona fide definition for it. I came to the Urban Dictionary, but alas it is not here either.

Heck, I don't know what a torture apologist is. I see it in press, but what is it?

by kz5bw5 May 22, 2009