A quick and easy way for a crappy ISP to try and gain customers. What they dont realise is that no-one actually uses them, we recieve them through the post or in superstores (a personal favourite is B&Q) we dont want them but we keep them. Who can refuse free stuff? These CD's actually prove quite good for throwing, they get great distance.
I think im attracted to getting them because of the nice bright colours they use on their covers.
They got one thing right i guess then!
I think im attracted to getting them because of the nice bright colours they use on their covers.
They got one thing right i guess then!
"wow would you look at that nice bright red colour"
I walk over
"I might take this and never use it but 2 months later might use it for distance throwing"
I walk over
"I might take this and never use it but 2 months later might use it for distance throwing"
by Alba November 8, 2004
Get the AOL free CD mug.A flat, circular object with a hole in the middle that is sent out by the billions by AOL about every six seconds in an attempt to convert everyone to the same shitty ISP. Do not despair, however. Said items make fantastic coasters, not to mention suncatchers.
Don't believe the new pro-AOL disc commercial featuring Jerry Lewis and Snoop Dogg. The discs are still full of shit, as always.
by Blizzleair December 23, 2003
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Different from leetspeak, AOL speak involves shortening words to the smallest form possible, such as shortening "you" and "your" to "u" and "ur."
It often is seen over other messaging programs, and it also is seen on internet message boards, much to the chagrin of readers who dislike the laziness associated with not typing the additional characters in longer posts, as the text becomes impossible to read.
It often is seen over other messaging programs, and it also is seen on internet message boards, much to the chagrin of readers who dislike the laziness associated with not typing the additional characters in longer posts, as the text becomes impossible to read.
by Billfred January 30, 2005
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1. A promotion of AOL sent to you in a nice looking CD to brainwash you to use it
2. A Weapon of mass destruction
3. A coaster
4. A shreader un-blocker
5. A waste of a disk
6. A swear word
7. Wheels for a model car
8. A waste of paper
9. Trash
10. A bug
11. Somthing Dead
12. A retarded person's favorite word
13. A horrible birthday gift
1. A promotion of AOL sent to you in a nice looking CD to brainwash you to use it
2. A Weapon of mass destruction
3. A coaster
4. A shreader un-blocker
5. A waste of a disk
6. A swear word
7. Wheels for a model car
8. A waste of paper
9. Trash
10. A bug
11. Somthing Dead
12. A retarded person's favorite word
13. A horrible birthday gift
1. I keep getting these bloody AOL disks in the mail
2. Someone tried to steal my wallet, I threw my AOL disk at him to save the day!
3. Ever since I put my AOL disk in the shreader, papers don't get stuck.
5. Another CD wasted by AOL
6. You AOL DISK!
7. My car was the fastest in our class, thanks to my AOL disk!
8. Save the trees! Don't mail AOL disks
9. Honey! Take out the AOL DISK!
10. An AOL disk bit me, I swatted it though.
11. *sigh* my uncle's an aol disk now...
12. Person 1: AOL DISK DISK DISK! AOL DISK! AOL AOL
Person 2: STFU
13. Wow mom... you really shouldn't have...
2. Someone tried to steal my wallet, I threw my AOL disk at him to save the day!
3. Ever since I put my AOL disk in the shreader, papers don't get stuck.
5. Another CD wasted by AOL
6. You AOL DISK!
7. My car was the fastest in our class, thanks to my AOL disk!
8. Save the trees! Don't mail AOL disks
9. Honey! Take out the AOL DISK!
10. An AOL disk bit me, I swatted it though.
11. *sigh* my uncle's an aol disk now...
12. Person 1: AOL DISK DISK DISK! AOL DISK! AOL AOL
Person 2: STFU
13. Wow mom... you really shouldn't have...
by Wolfpawz July 5, 2007
Get the AOL disk mug.A worthless CD recieved involuntarily from America On-Line. Since you have no use, need, or other justification for retaining said disk, the proper form of disposal is to hurl the motherfucker like a frisbee into your neighbor's yard. Let whoever it hits be damned!
Man 1: "Oh, another worthless AOL piece of shit free membership CD. Hahaha, watch me huck this AOL Frisbee over the fence and tag my neighbor Dale with one shot, he's at least 25 yards out."
Dale: "WTF!? I just got pwned in the cantelope by a fucking AOL fucking CD!!!"
Dale: "WTF!? I just got pwned in the cantelope by a fucking AOL fucking CD!!!"
by JakeWessell February 13, 2010
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The discs can be used for many things - Coasters, frisbees. Lots of things. I found it appropriate to use the collection I had of them (probably like 100) as wallpaper.
Try it. It works.
The discs can be used for many things - Coasters, frisbees. Lots of things. I found it appropriate to use the collection I had of them (probably like 100) as wallpaper.
Try it. It works.
Guy 1: "Dude, cool, look! I got 4 months free internet from AOL!
Guy 2: Wow. Look. I have fingers. *slashes guy one's throat with AOL disc*
Guy 2: Wow. Look. I have fingers. *slashes guy one's throat with AOL disc*
by Kyle Wall May 22, 2005
Get the AOL Disk mug.A person who signs up for internet service 'just for the convenience of email' who's friends and family soon begin planning an intervention to help them realize that the person is in total denial and unaware that they have become addicted to being online. Classic symptoms and changes in habit include withdrawal from outdoor activities, decline in personal hygiene, inability to keep appointments on time, dark circles under the eyes, and a propensity to run towards a computer every time a doorbell rings.
When Billy declined the free month-long vacation sailing the Caribbean with his family citing "spotty broadband access" as unacceptable living conditions, they could no longer look the other way; Billy was an AOL-ic.
by FatrCat November 12, 2009
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