Amazoned

Amazon employees getting burnt out, frustrated and fucked up by Besos and his stupid dream.

Dude I was on on-call duty this week fucking 8 pages within one night!! Amazoned the shit out of me!

by dungeeee December 14, 2020

Amazon lust

That emptiness you feel when the Amazon truck comes down your street but doesn’t stop at your place. Seeing boxes with the Amazon smile at your neighbor’s, knowing there isn’t one waiting for you.

I saw the Amazon truck next door and suddenly had Amazon lust for a delivery, too.

by Anonymous Sven October 5, 2021

Amazon!

When you throw a bottle of water that is partially full in the trash from a distance. like how people say "Kobe!" when they shoot for trash.

Jake threw a half full Gatorade bottle in the trash from across the room and yelled "Amazon!" Amazon is a company that works it's employees without appropriate bathroom breaks causing them to pee in water bottles.

by Leslie Nielsen October 17, 2021

Going Amazon

When a girl goes without a bra. (Braless) Which is a play on the mythical Amazonian all female tribes.
The top half version of Going Commando. for girls.

"I'm so jealous of becky, she's only a A-cup, so she's been Going Amazon whenever she wants and not get called a slut."
or
"I love this dress, I'm Going Amazon in it and no one even notices."

by JustAgirl August 27, 2013

Amazon

This place where you can literally find ANYTHING you could ever think of, and a bunch of useless things that nobody ever should've thought of.

AKA 'the zon' 'Amaze-a-zon' 'Amazakhstan' 'Amazwantthat'

Tha's on Amazon? Where you get dat?

by wordybirdie November 23, 2021

Amazon

A platform for online shopping

Let me order socks off of Amazon.

by Winniespooh March 29, 2023

Amazon hangover

When you wake up in the morning and have no idea what you bought last night in Amazon and regret half of it once you find out.

The Amazon hangover is real. I spent over $100 last night

by Robot0 October 11, 2023