Amazon

A platform for online shopping

Let me order socks off of Amazon.

by Winniespooh March 29, 2023

Amazon Milk Frog

A type of arboreal frog native to the Amazon Rainforest that looks like he has a lil suit

Amazon Milk Frogs make great starter pets. Also, f r o g.

by gobeldigook August 22, 2023

Amazon shut in

A person who has no reason to leave the house, bathe, shave, or even change their clothes because that purchasable in life, which would normally take errands--and the social hygiene associated with same--can be ordered to their front door step from that "internet rain forest" which has all.

Dude, the dog smells better than you. When was the last time you showered?!

Dude: I think it was some time back in the "modem days" dude, I'm not sure! I'm an Amazon shut in!

by ribick November 21, 2019

amazon roulette

When you've been drinking, buy things on Amazon, forgot you bought things while drinking, and random items show up at your house.

Apparently I played amazon roulette the other night because I have no idea what the boxes on my doorstep are.

by mooyo June 4, 2016

Amazon edging

The act of placing an Amazon item in your cart, proceeding to checkout but pulling out of the transaction prior to placing order. Hardcore Amazon edgers will purchase item and cancel moments before delivery.

“Randy’s had that shower speaker in his basket three times now but every time he saves it for later.”
“Man, he’s been Amazon Edging.”

by Metfan! July 11, 2025

Amazon

The most addicting website, or a rainforest.

Let's waste our money on Amazon!

by wassup bees October 28, 2019

Going Amazon

When a girl goes without a bra. (Braless) Which is a play on the mythical Amazonian all female tribes.
The top half version of Going Commando. for girls.

"I'm so jealous of becky, she's only a A-cup, so she's been Going Amazon whenever she wants and not get called a slut."
or
"I love this dress, I'm Going Amazon in it and no one even notices."

by JustAgirl August 27, 2013