alter ego

The hand you use to masturbate.

My alter ego and I are gonna stay in tonight and get aquainted with Jenna Jameson's new movie.

by Lithium Bullet June 30, 2008

alter

what you say when leaving an instant message conversation, and typing to0 fast. this then makes everyone seem incredibly religious.

-it's been nice talk ign to you Cindy.
-yeah, you too, talk to you ttomrorow
-yeah, alter

by boss penguin December 9, 2007

Albedosdrychalk

A wonderful person who loves the Genshin Impact character "Albedo" They're really awesome and cool and amazing and funny and fun to talk to. It's honestly a flex to be mutuals with them

Person A: OMG Albedosdrychalk followed me on tiktok!
Person B: Ew not that furry
Person A: Shut up!! They're awesome **growls**
Person B: O-Okay okay they are!
Person c (albedoseyess) : You're so lucky!!

by Albedoseyess September 9, 2021

___.albedo.___

A F****** SIMP THAT TALKS ABOUT KAZUHA TOO MUCH...STOP THIS MADNESS

____.albedo.____ if you see this, xiao is better

by ___.xingqiu.___ June 18, 2021

altego

a urban/slang word for italian jewel.

Jenny: Wow what an altego
Sarah: Pardon? is that some sort of food?
Jenny: No, he's an Italian jewel

by Rani of the Roses March 18, 2007

altercation

to hook up or have sex with a person who is not a significant other

did you hear wade had altercations with lindsey ?

no but i heard the priest had altercation is a wade

by mtn boy terms April 11, 2017

Aled

Named after a light-emitting diode (LED). This baby's name is given by parents, who after witnessing the birth of their child, had considerable lower aspirations for him compared to the time he was conceived. The realisation that his ability to "shine" will be short lived and need replacing within 5 years is the inspiration behind this gem. Aled likes to dress in feminine clothing and collect paperclips when visiting old people's homes. He is a believer of believing but will categorically not believe anything he believes. He's a very special lady.

Doctor: What will you name your beautiful girl? I mean son! *giggles*
Parent 1: Geez... uhh... Pff... Spanner?... Flannel?... Dip...
Doctor: Can I stop you there, sorry. It might be worth thinking about his.. best feature *bursts out laughing*
Both parents: ALED!

by Serenely Glad March 28, 2019