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altedena 

the richest school in tukee. occupied by people who only wear abercrombie and fitch, hollister, or mabye by chance american eagle. if you go to altedena, you own a house on south mountain. you get drunk AND high every day of summer and during the weekend during school. you throw ass-smaking parties. if you arnt the fuking richest person in arizona, you cant go to altedena!
rich Girl: Omg. I like looove abercrombie!

Poor Girl 1: who is she?

Poor Girl 2: some altedena kid
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The Altadena Thing 

1. When people stop while driving because they see someone they know walking on the sidewalk, and start talking to them, stopping traffic one way.

2. When people stop while driving because they see someone they know driving next to them in the same direction, and start talking to them, stopping traffic one way.

3. When people stop while driving because they see someone they know driving a different way than them, and start talking to them, stopping traffic both ways.
1. A car stops and sees someone they know going in the opposite direction: "WAZZUP HOMIE?!"

Bypasser: "Stop doing The Altadena Thing!"

altadena 

Altadena is a small town north of Pasadena, in the Los Angeles area, right at the base of the San Gabriel Mountains. It is known for being very diverse in regards to ethnicities and social/financial households.

Often referred to as "The Dena", Altadena is has been known to attract teenage partying and fun, not to mention quite a bit of marijuana use. Altadena also attracts teenagers from 'boring' areas or suburbs around Los Angeles (such as La Canada, etc.). Altadena is host to a few girls and boys foster homes and half-way houses, and is quite even in population between young people and elderly.

Gravity Hill is located in a "secret" location in Altadena, and Farnsworth Park is a notable landmark for partying, making out, pick-up baseball/basketball/football/soccer games, little league, picnics, and concerts.

Although Altadena has been host to a few gangs, violence is minimal, if there is violence at all. In fact, most violence goes down in Pasadena.

All in all, Altadena is the place to be for a naturally good time. No raves or anything, just good people and cool places to be.
Dude, I'm spending the weekend in Altadena. That place is the shit.
altadena by Dena Dame June 7, 2011

Altadena Firehose

When an individual prematurely ejaculates into their own eye as they are “pulling out”.
Nihash got gave himself an Altadena Firehose last night.. took an hour to get his eyesight back.
Altadena Firehose by Kdirt May 27, 2021
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