Al Sharpton uses RACISM as a scapegoat for many African American victims just like Jack Thompson uses VIOLENCE in video games as a scapegoat for kids who have no common decency or sense of reality in order to get away with it clean. And just like politics, they both focus on who to blame rather than actually trying to fix the problem.
by Mecha105 July 28, 2007
Do you have crumbs all over your computer keyboard as you read the news, do a bit of shopping or book a holiday on the Internet? Whatever happened to the time when our lunch break was a welcome excuse to leave the office and picnic in the fresh air? There are so many more reasons to eat al desko (while sitting at your desk) rather than al fresco.
by chrissy90 February 23, 2007
A former writer for Saturday Night Live, now better known as a liberal activist and comedy writer. Has incited the wrath of many a conservative mainly for cheerfully shoving their own slimeball tactics back in their face. Currently getting very rich off a stupid lawsuit filed by Fox News and dismissed by a very annoyed judge.
"The nice thing about Al Franken is that he doesn't take himself anywhere near as seriously as Michael Moore."
by Brian X September 22, 2003
1. To pwn someone or something on an extreme, personal level.
2. To exponentially and severely pwn someone or something.
ORIGIN
Created by Justin and Mike during a trip to Ohio in July of 2005.
Al Capone was a notorious gangster from the 1920s. A legendary force to be reckoned with. Look him up and you might start to understand why getting Al Capwned is such a huge beat down. Hehe.
2. To exponentially and severely pwn someone or something.
ORIGIN
Created by Justin and Mike during a trip to Ohio in July of 2005.
Al Capone was a notorious gangster from the 1920s. A legendary force to be reckoned with. Look him up and you might start to understand why getting Al Capwned is such a huge beat down. Hehe.
(In reference to a computer-played terrorist sneaking up on a crouched human player and blowing the crap out of him/her execution style): "Dude, you just got Al Capwned!!"
by Machaira July 09, 2005
The funkiest jivest turkey ever to live. One of the few people who makes me wish I was black. "Let's Stay Together" is a song that is so great we should make a national holiday for it.
Person A: What is that funky groovy black music I'm hearing?
Person B: That, my friend..... is Al Green.
Person B: That, my friend..... is Al Green.
by littlewing64 April 02, 2009
One of the best arab rappers of the century, born in brentwood-long island, ny but raised in east northport, ny killa $al is one of the few rappers who actually are out in the street putting in work.
by BossDeeno March 01, 2010