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Ahmad

Ahmad is a random guy who is texting stranger girls that he's in love with them. He wants to be with this girls in a relationship but he doesn't know them.
Damn, he's such an Ahmad🙄

He doesn't even know my name but he loves me. I think he's an Ahmad 🤔
by Bananagirl1234567 April 15, 2020
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Ahearn

A short, scrawny, annoying, little, bitchboy who likes to suck the penis.
that guy is an ahearn.
by jackbuttassclown June 16, 2009
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ahad

Simply shit.......
oh no its ahad!!!
by hog123 March 25, 2017
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mahmoud ahmadinejad

OK let me start off first by saying that I am a full blooded Iranian living in the U.S.A. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is hated by most of the Iranian population. How he was voted to become President of a once great nation is beyond my knowledge. This man is making Iranians look completly (sp?)stupid. For example, this dumbshit has said that the Holocaust has never happened, when there is EVIDENCE that it did i.e. concentration camps, NAZI's who admitted it, and THE ENTIRE WORLD BEING AT WAR WITH THE AXIS POWERS DURING WWII IN THE MID 1900's. This man is also anti-semetic against the Jewish religion. He is an insult to the religion Islam, and furthermore an embarresment to Iran. Please do not mix the real Iranians with that dumbshit. He does not know what the hell he is talking about, and will most likely lead Iran to its death bed.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is one of the most retarded people on the face of this earth.

"Look! Up in the sky!"
"Its a racist retarded p.o.s.!"
"Its...MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD"
by Notorious F.A.T. April 22, 2008
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

A twisted no good son of a bitch who was re-elected President of Iran by a massive farce and rigging of votes in the Summer of 2009. He is seriously staining the history of a once great country that is Iran and its people. He and his gay lover Ayatollah Khomeini would do well to just drink a pint of cyanide and rid us all of their pathetic souls before they cause anymore serious problems in world politics. Also may very likely be a serious patient of SDS (small dick syndrome) due to his need to try and rule the world. He is also giving Islam a bad name as well. Probably was raped by his dad as a child as well. Very likely is aspiring to be like Adolf Hitler. It wouldn't be surprising to find a copy of "Mein Kampf" in his very limited and low-quality library of crackpot publications.
You thought Osama bin Laden had a small penis; you should see Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Khomeini know's what I'm talking about.
by jmw51787 February 15, 2010
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Ahmadinejad

When a girl is giving you head, right as she swallows, punch or chop her in the throat and listen to the sound she makes. It sounds like she's saying: "HAK-MA-DIN-A-JAD"
by Pound-Cake August 5, 2009
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Ahmad

A little Arab bomber who may seem rude but really he is the best person inside and out that you will ever meet. He has a wonderful life ahead of him and will marry eliyan. He will one day have abs and a very black girlfriend. He hates the name Stephanie because it reminds him of monkey shit and he likes to watch porn @nasser
Wow! You’re being an ahmad because you just pranked me
by Nasser Odetallah May 15, 2018
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