affectionate bullying

when you bully your friends/partners but you still love them

Real life example of affectionate bullying:

Guy: Suck my 7.5 inch dick.
Girlfriend: You have a tiny willy.
Guy: You're gay.
Girlfriend: I love you.
Guy: I love you too.

by 7.5inchMonster September 4, 2011

Hotline Affect

The affect that takes place generally in a work environment that is predominately male in which the few women that are in the environment take on a much higher level of attractiveness due to the highly offset penis to vagina ratio. The women in this situation are aware of this and often act very slutty and carry themselves in a way that draws attention to their assets.

Guy #1: "Dude (woman's name) looked so hot today, I would totally fuck her in the copy room."

Guy#2: "No way man! Its the Hotline Affect blurring your vision!!"

by I am Right May 21, 2012

Ben Afflecktion

The psychological term describing the phenomenon in which a patient with Multiple Personality Disorder exhibits completely identical characteristics for each varying persona; accompanied by a lack of talent, creativity, and stage presence.

"He always acts exactly the same, regardless of the situation and enviroment. I wonder if he suffers from Ben Afflecktion?"

by nepo October 18, 2013

Afflon

An agreement by two parties in which one party leaves with product less than the usual cost.

He pulled an afflon.

I Affloned the owner into giving me a discount

by kingomar August 21, 2011

Affreka

A women who tends to be direct with no filter. Often sets high goals for herself. An independent woman who gets what she wants in life.

Don’t mess with her, she’s an affreka

by Rimoney May 7, 2018

The Leonard Affect

When one has a strong affection/liking to someone and will make minuscule attempts to pursue said person. When the subject is faced with minor discouragement/realization that effort or time is required to obtain said person, subject will give up and move on, repeating the process.

Dood is The Leonard Affect contagious? Because I don't feel like giving up on love yet.

by Dontsayfuckinmycar November 19, 2016

Object of affection

Essence given to an inanimate object due to its relation to a good memory or memories. Usually people save these items and take care of them for a long time because of the emotional value given to the object

Person 1: John won’t ever sell that old Ford Bronco, won’t he?

Person 2: It was given to him by his late father when he just turned 17, he died two months later after he gave him the Bronco. It’s one of the few memories that he has of him, and it’s now an object of affection. There’s no price tag to the memories he lived in that suv.

by Mr. Horowitz July 5, 2022