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South African Pistol Draw

To constantly have your pistol ready in your hand, to fend off murderous attackers. The South African Pistol Draw is not actually a "Draw" in the traditional sense, but rather a constant state of preparedness in an understandable and justified constant fear for your own life and the lives of your loved ones. Due to the high prevalence of violent crime in South Africa, not only is a gun a necessity; but constantly having the gun immediately available in your hand to fend off violent murderers is never a bad idea either.
Chad: "They broke into my uncle's house last night at gunpoint to murder him and rape his wife, but he "one upped" them with the South African Pistol draw!"
Vusi: "Lekker! Those fools had it coming."
Chad: "Yeah, apparently there are companies that specialize in cleaning up the mess at violent crime scenes..Big business, it happens so often."
Vusi: "Lucky your uncle knew the South African Pistol Draw, else they'd be scraping "his" brains off the walls and not the criminals.."
Chad: "Damn straight! ..And worse for my aunt.."

Kayleigh: "Guys, stop being so negatiiiiiive! This is a beautiful country and.."

Chad + Vusi: "Yes, yes, sunshine and rainbow nation! Blah blah bullshit.. It's not like the country has a Pistol Draw named after it or anything.. Right?"
by JohnDaniels May 14, 2015
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Woy! Africa Network

Woy! Africa Network is an online website and magazine that is distributed across the African continent and the African diaspora to promote what is going on in Africa.
Woy! Africa Network's magazine provides culture and news directly from Africa in general, it provides everything that is happening in Africa to connect the country to the world.
by Mikee Brown August 30, 2018
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WAKA WAKA EHEHE SOMINAMINA SOMILIGMA, IS TIME FOR AFRICA

Person 1: Hey can you turn on some music.
Person 2:WAKA WAKA EHEHE SOMINAMINA SOMILIGMA, IS TIME FOR AFRICA
by anonymous October 11, 2021
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African Roulette

When there are six gorgeous african woman, all willing to have sex with you. The problem is that one of them has AIDS.
Hey John, i dare you to try a African Roulette, to really test your luck.
by slightlycoped December 20, 2008
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african-american

The "politically correct" term for someone with dark skin. Never mind that not all black people are African, and that not all Africans are black.
This black boy is "African-American"... never mind that he's from Jamaica.
by Tipper36 September 21, 2007
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African Poet

To have a huge forehead and big lips or just an ugly person in general. Popularized by the upcoming rap collective Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them Allor OFWGKTA.

It was used on the artist Earl Sweatshirt's album "Earl" in response to his appearance on a skit on the first track of the album "Thisniggaugly". Earl has a huge forehead and huge lips, and a dopey look on his face. He looks like an African Poet.
Damn Mike, you got some big ass lips and a big forehead. You look like an African Poet!
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI March 8, 2011
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Horn Of Africa

Eastern Africa.
The term also refers to the greater region containing the countries of Djibouti, Ethiopia, Eritrea and Somalia. Sudan and Kenya are sometimes included as well.

It was named the "HORN" due to the resembling of a rhino's upper horn if you look at the map of africa.
by AfricanQueen July 4, 2006
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