by lwcalli13 May 17, 2008
refering to oral sex in which each person contributes their share of "the bill." Remember you have to give it to get it.
by DoubleDgirl May 03, 2011
A vagina wherein the labia, vulva, etc. are concealed within the labia majoris. Imagine taking an orange and cutting down the side of it with a knife: a hard, smooth rind with a hint of some wet meaty stuff behind it. See innie.
When Lucy took off her panties, I couldn't see any of her pussy; it was like looking at the outside of a split orange.
by Saxon Kane December 21, 2006
To live two different lives. One life that consists of secret fame, and the second is an average everyday life.
by The Weeknd November 04, 2014
by Haloman92 October 22, 2010
I'm off to split the whisker
by alexandra Montieth February 04, 2003
phenomenon that occurs when you fail to urinate (usually due to passing out from all the booze) after sex and before going to bed. the following morning you wake up with spare amounts of dried up jism in your piss tube. unsuspectingly, you go stand over the toilet. out come the piss and it parts like a snake's tongue, usually totally missing the bowl.
after picking up some girl from last night's bar trip, I woke up this morning with some serious split pee that went all over Lee's bathroom wall.
by joelm November 11, 2005