person: im not giving you any food since you ate mine
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.
by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”
Me: “kill youself”
My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”
Me: “I’m blocking you”
*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*
Me: “kill youself”
My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”
Me: “I’m blocking you”
*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*
by Charlotte but gayer June 09, 2023
by Khado April 15, 2017
Did you fuck the guy pretending to be me to get women? That's rape! If that's the case he's a rapist! Where's his wife Emma Vigland (Journalist)? Where'd she go?
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
(Ikyfl) Its a saying that kinda means that what you just said is so crazy that it might as well be a lie
by ifyou November 21, 2021
by YakisobaRage May 02, 2020