yogurt

a thiccque and spumpy substance that ppuffs out of the pen pen after bieng in a sack in a bigimbis for a long time;p

damn thats lots of yogurt

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

one eyed purple yogurt slinger

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.

She was suckin on my one eyed purple yogurt slinger last night man.

by Rhyno February 13, 2004

yoga butt

The ultimate external sign of a strong and powerful body. Only after years of practice can a man or woman acheive a yoga butt. It is perfectly proportioned, very tight, high, and sculpted. A yoga butt means you also have yoga arms, yoga abs, yoga legs, etc. It is very sexy and it immediately turns eyes and makes people jealous or inspired.

Thus a yoga butt is a status symbol. Only those who can afford training and healthy eating and self discipline can attain it. Its also a reminder to others to stay away or risk a major ass kicking.

I'm so pissed she took my boyfried I could kill her, but I better not try because even though I'm bigger she has a yoga butt and she would destroy my fat ass.

My boyfriend has a yoga butt and he can fuck better than anybody else on the planet.

by yoga lover February 2, 2008

Yoga Bitch

A really hot female with an athletic and toned body whose philosophy to the practice of yoga carries over into other areas of life, sometimes right and sometimes wrong, and sometimes an annoyance to jealous bitches.

Co-worker #1: "Yoga Bitch sure works hard at her job. Our clients mostly love her. I'll admit she has an awesome body. She is such a bitch though. The other day I asked if ever she ate doughnuts. She patted my belly and asked if ever I did sit-ups. The bitch. I'm a lot bigger, I think I could take her." (Bites down into a doughnut.)
Co-worker #2: "Doubtful. I've seen her hold a plank for over 5 minutes."

by yogabitch May 16, 2011

Yogurt pants

Yoga pants worn by someone who has no business wearing them.

That narwahl should not have worn those yogurt pants out in public.

by Cobra27 June 12, 2016

throat yogurt

semenal fluidl; cum; jizzum

"Peter North just pumped a pint of throat yogurt into that chick's mouth."

OR

"Robbie likes to wrap up his workout by guzzling a cup of Korean throat yogurt."

by Total Penetration May 26, 2005

purple headed yogurt slinger

A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.

I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.

by Biscuits July 3, 2006