Wanking the rhino

Rubbing a family heirloom to bring a specific instance of good luck to another person, e.g. for an exam or driving test.

I had a tough exam today but my sister was wanking the rhino so it should be OK.

I'm in court tomorrow so I'll ask my mum to wank the rhino.

by spiraldrain August 21, 2010

Wonking

When you masturbate with the hand you don't use

Jerry: bro, have you tried wonking yet?
Matt: WTF is wonking
Jerry: Left hand lasts longer bro

by axm August 12, 2015

dismissive wanking

the subtle art of making a partial fist then moving it up and down as if maturbating and saying "haha" sarcastically.

(At a funeral)
"Yes, she was a good person." (dismissive wanking)

by lickmybuttyo June 4, 2011

Winking Wookie

1. A native to Kashyyyk in the act of opening and closing his/her eye deliberately.

2. A term used to describe the horrifying image of being brown-eyed by someone with an exceptionally hairy backside. Technically only a "winking wookie" when the perpertrator tightens and releases their sphincter in the process of the act.

Jesse: Hey guys, have you seen my winking wookie?
Daniel: No, what's a winking wookie?
Jesse: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I haven't introduced you.
Bends over and reveals

by Solzorz May 20, 2008

Phone wanking

Wiggling your phone to record extra steps on a step app

I was phone wanking to get all 10000 steps for the day

by Coll24 January 10, 2017

Cry Wanking

when someone is overwhelmed with sadness but still on the horny train, you know what am saying. A cry wank is a mixture of crying because your a fat slob and wanking because your a fat slob who can't get a bird.

Sam&will bby

Yo bro you look sad fool, your defiantly a cry wanking tonight pussy

by Will lloyd April 14, 2021

wunning

v. A cross between walking and running. What old people do instead of jogging or power walking.

I saw this old man wunning this morning. He looke pretty tired out.

by The Grammar Nazi February 16, 2002