womper

a person who moves their arm up and down, womping while listening to dubstep. in addition to womping, they usualy trip on acid and/or other drugs. There are often pictures of neon lights, kaleidoscopes, glow sticks, and/or picures of themselves smoking. they usually tag themselves in pictures of them at a rave, even if only their finger is in the picture. they usually are very annoying and obnoxious people who sometime wear fuzzy boots and kandi bracelets.

Anna: hey Mariya you wanna go to skrillex this weekend?
Mariya: yea i'll buy the drugs! how many mg's you want?

Anna: enough to get me really fucked up, so we can take really cool pictures!
Mariya: Anna you're such a womper!

by conqueeftador24 December 16, 2011

Kentucky Whopper

During sex, the giver defecates in his hand. Then, patties up the poo and asks the unsuspecting victim if they are hungry. Then, before the receiver can answer, the "pooper" shoves the doo doo pancake in their mouth.

"Hey Billy, See that brown spot on her face?"
"Yeah, Why?"
"Because I slipped her the Kentucky Whopper!"

by Scrub McGrub January 5, 2011

Angry Whopper

The act of slapping a vagina with a fly swatter at maximum strength. Next, the swollen labia are immediately garnished with jalapeños and any desired medley of burger fixin's, condiments and accouterments, then eaten (so to speak).(WARNING:This is a very dangerous maneuver and should only be performed between consenting parties, unless she deserves it.)

I haven't had sex or food in days. I think I'll hop over to Burger Jack and order myself an angry whopper.

or

My girlfriend made me watch a J-Lo movie marathon. By the end, I was so pissed and hungry that I felt entitled to an angry whopper.

by Louija January 21, 2009

The Whopper

The Whopper is an intricate act best used for a girl who is beat as hell. There are several steps to successfully pull of the Whopper. OK, I lied its pretty simple in theory. Have a friend lift you up and push your entire body into said beat girls nasty cooter, then pull you out again. Repeat this motion as many times as necessary, essentially fucking her with your entire body.

Dude, that girl was so beat I had to have my friend come and help me give her the Whopper. That is something I would never do again, that chick's pussy smelled like the great depression.

by FranktheTankk November 7, 2007

wopperjogged

Something that is skewed or a hot mess

Your teeth are wopperjogged. Do you need braces?

by Wopperjogged August 23, 2017

Whopper friend

A friend that you've only added to facebook so that you can use the Whopper Sacrifice app to later remove them for a free Whopper

I added Joe as a Whopper friend on facebook

by GreatWebGuy January 14, 2009

whopperhead

someone that is acting silly or dorky

When you do that dance, you look like such a whopperhead

by j1969 September 21, 2009