Wooly Mammouth

when a girl gives a guy head, then he punchs her in the back of the head, causing the cum to come out her nose and resemble the tusks of a wooly mammoth.

Dude, she got pissed after i gave her a wooly mammoth. It was awesome, and I only did it cuz she sucked at giving head.

by Doba July 2, 2004

woody in my sweats

a boner in the sweat pants

at least its comfortable

by cock smack May 11, 2003

Woobag

A word used to express surprise, angst, disappointment, joy, excitement or scandal.

It is very multi-faceted, and if said in the right tone, can be used for any situation.
Pronounced: wuh-bag

Policeman: "sorry ma'am your cat has been runover"
You: "oh woobag!"

or

Girl: "omg i just slept with the hottest guy"
You: "woobag!"

or

Teacher: "Zac Effron will be visiting college tomorrow"
You: "WOOBAG!"

by lislee lislee November 17, 2009

Wooly Booger

A hillbilly step-mother's term for a curly overgrown hairy outside of a female's vaginal area.

Whal, you cain't wear that to the pool, everbody's gonna see yer wooly booger from a mile away.

by SA Step October 20, 2010

nipple woody

when the tip of the nipple hardens after freezing or interested in sex.

Lydia had a nipple woody after being in the frozen food section.

by velvy June 4, 2007

Woody

1. Hard Cock

2. A Wooden Rollercoaster, Woodie

3. For Some Reason, The Word With The Most "Thumbs Up" on uRbaAN DICTIONARY

4. My Fucking Name!

1. Hmm, Now All I Need to do is Find a Way to Make My Woody a Bit Bigger... I Know! Steroids!

2. I'll Take my Bitch on the new Woody, Then Maybe She'll Finally Put Out!

3. Son of a Bitch has more Votes then Me...

4. Again, my name is not .Woody., It's Woody. Get rid of the period used as a prefix, thats my Screen Name.

by .Woody. January 23, 2008

Woody Style Donkey Sex

The act of defiling a donkey whilst a master indian craftsman preserves the moment for eternity in stone, purely for religious reasons.

Don't worry, it's not Woody style donkey sex!?

by The Woodman July 16, 2008