Wiper Rash

1. A chafed butthole from wiping with inferior toilet paper. 2. Wiping several times in one day and not taking a shower for a couple of days.

That shitty gas station toilet paper gave me wiper rash!

by Mikethego2guy September 12, 2023

Fan Wiper

Fan Wiper (n.): used as an insult; allergens and dust particles get caught within the blades of the fan. If you are a person who suffers from allergies, you understand how unpleasant these particles can be. now as a fan wiper, you have the duties of collecting the dust and therefor getting stuck with it yourself while the fan gets to enjoy the bliss of being clean and dust free.

You are a fan wiper.
So is my friend.

by Pop Fizz May 5, 2008

hymen wiper

cherry eater; the swifter upper for the down lipper

" Her dirty diaper called for a reinforced piper hymen wiper. "

by aanniigg November 12, 2011

The whipper

The one who everyone obsess overs and immediantly is whipped over. Fancied by alot of people and is really loved and everyone wants to be as close as they can be to them. They also want to be just like them.

sally: why does everyone bash of susie?

polly: shes the whipper, duh

by kategetseveryonewhipped January 11, 2013

Clean Wiper

When a shit comes out so cleanly no wipe is required

Guy 1: Well that was quick
Guy 2: Well it was a clean wiper

by CHEESECHODE April 2, 2015

fetty wopper

Poking a girl in the eye with your erect penis

I just pulled a fetty wopper on this female last night with my dick

by pigpun891 June 26, 2016

Single wiper

When you pinch off a fat log and it only takes one wipe to clean up.

Friend: Dude that was a quick trip to the bathroom.

Me: yeah it was a single wiper.

by Angry Steve January 10, 2017