windy dick

after gay men have sexual intercourse, Guy A removes himself from Guy B's pleasure zone and his weapon is dangling, A very gaseous Guy B breaks wind, causing Guy A's weapon to blow like a screen door in a hurricane.
This manuever is also known as "gone with the wind" or "The Windmill.

After Matt was done punishing Brent's foxhole, Brent layed a fart on Matt's incher, giving Matt the nastiest case on Windy Dick since the civil war.

by The Bij March 8, 2008

chinky winky

when you stretch a mans foreskin, making the pee hole look like a chinese eye!.

Amelia: Hey grace did you have fun last night?
Grace: Yeah i did it was quite interesting actually.
Amelia: Why what happened?
Grace: I stretched Bens penis and gave him a chinky winky LMAO .

by margarie and jackie May 31, 2009

arabian sun goggles on a windy day

A man puts his sac on a girl's face, a nut in each eye, and lets one rip right into her mouth.

Mozart Sat on Queen Victoria's face, and promptly farted one of his symphonies into her mouth. Victoria didn't like her Arabian sun goggles on a windy day adventure.

by Dr. Mexico September 3, 2008

Winky eye

The contracting brown eye reaction at the rear guard as she goes into orgasm with ass play

She showed me the winky eye as I massaged her increasingly wetter butt hole as she rubbed out a huge orgasm

by Clittty litterate January 9, 2014

Stinky Winky

The situation of having a smelly penis. for any reason possible, the male ends up with a unpleasent aroma on his penis and therefore has a "stinky winky"

Guy# 1: dude, i fucked this one chick in the ass, she forgot to wipe.

Guy# 2: o man, you got owned, you and your stinky winky

Guy# 1: so, at least it wasnt as bad as when i did your mom, that shit needs some raid

Guy# 2: well im not the one going around getting my pecker all raunchy, so stfu

by john faber January 8, 2007

winky face

A text representation of a winking face usually seen in Internet forums and chat rooms.

A winky face could be, but not limited, to one of the semicolon combinations below:

;)
;
;P
;O
;^O
;
;\
;D

by Bryan Ward November 22, 2006

windy as a two-headed queer

1. Used to describe especially windy conditions. Compares high wind speeds to the perceived, or stereotypical, talkativeness of a male homosexual. Times two. Offensive to some homosexuals without a sense of humor.

Jay: How is the weather there?"
Bob: "The sun is shining, but it's windy as a two-headed queer."

by jcodya December 22, 2009