wi-buy

Purchases made at a dining establishment to assuage the user's guilt for using the restaurant's wifi access for extended periods of time.
There was no internet connection at the hotel, so I had to work for seven hours at the Panera across the street. I made over $28 in wi-buys, so I'm cool with it.
by The Exacerbater July 01, 2010
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wi#0001

a hot chink with a fatass
oh my god did u see that wi#0001 bro?”
by willowhhhhhh May 06, 2022
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Wi-Fiend

Noun. Wi-Fiend

A person who is unable to function in a social context without the need to refer constantly to their wi-fi enabled device/gadget.
God Riadhna, you're such a Wi-Fiend - put your phone down and talk to your family
by Sentasty November 18, 2012
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