fart weasel

An animal that snuggles up next to you wanting to be petted and silently farts, causing you to gag.

Me: petting dog
TYE (Dog) rolls over for chest scratch
Me: Sniff - GAG
Me: TYE you nasty Fart Weasel

by jscarsc November 29, 2016

Sea Weasel

The proper name of any otter. They are the weasels of the sea.

Look at that sea weasel swimming around.

by Incoporal March 5, 2018

pocket weasel

a general insult, used in place of bitch, whore, bastard, etc. when in the prescence of small children or squares

-that pocket weasel stole my boyfriend!!

-stop being a pocket weasel and get your hands out of my pants
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by pocketweasels4eva December 19, 2005

weise

the last name of ,only, the hottest girl alive...kayla

nice ass, big boobs, tight curves! total hotness...

by Corey June 19, 2004

Weasel Wardancer

A fucking dumb blonde who thinks she can tell everyone what to do

by SubZero20 October 25, 2003

skip weasel

big girls who send naked pictures.

Hey look at that big skip weasel!

by g's of oc. August 18, 2010

Sporting a Weasely

Having an erection while wearing pants, yet it is clear that they are erect.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.

Did you see Ron's dad?
No, why?
He's totally Sporting a Weasely while talking to that woman.

by Morik June 14, 2010