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victim weight

someone who is under 150 pounds. basically you're vulnerable to people who weigh much more than you since their strength and weight is likely to overpower anyone who is under 150 pounds.
Guy 1: bro how much do you weigh?
Guy 2: About 134 pounds bro.
Guy 1: bro you're so light, literally any gym bro can bench press your body. you're a victim weight
by urbandictionaryteacher January 26, 2023
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housewife weight

The excessive baggage that is gradually acquired over time by a housewife. They start off pretty, but slowly turn into fat cows who do nothing all day but sit around and eat things covered in chocolate and creamy shit.

Housewife weight results from a belief that, since the woman already has a husband who will pay for all the stupid, pointless shit she wants, she has a right to stop exercising and eating right, because she thinks that he will not leave her. If the man is smart, he will drop her tubby ass like a bad habit and find a girl half his age.
Once upon a time, John married a hot young intelligent woman named Jane. Jane began gaining housewife weight, and slowly morphed from a 9 into a -2, and became indestinguishable from a common farm hog.
by Daniel Jakubek November 29, 2006
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Potential Body Weight

The weight that you potentially be if you hadn't eaten the cake, hamburgers, soda, and ice cream today. To calculate back you measure how tight your jeans have gotten throughout the day.

This is the weight you should use when telling your friends especially of the opposite sex.

acronym: PBW
My potential body weight is 115 pounds after considering the cheesecake I just inhaled.
by lil.TW February 26, 2010
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paper weights

A slang term for bras knuckles
Yes, Id like to buy a pair of paper weights
by Drifter4 January 15, 2008
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Weight Privilege

The desire that successful dieters have to lord their weight loss over the less privileged
Yo, man, stop shaming Brucie with your dumb weight privilege. We get it, you lost weight, and now you think you can be a dick about it. Damn weight–privileged attitude!
by old_standardized_tester October 22, 2018
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shake weight

An alternative phrase to "air jerk", meaning the same thing, but able to be said in mixed company or situations in which air jerk would seem crass. The definition is taken from using a shake weight that you shake up and down, similar to the air jerk motion.
Dave to the plumber: "Why didn't you show up yesterday?"

Plumber: "I had upgrade my cell phone, my contract was up."

Dave: "Shake Weight!"
by Caroline43001 May 26, 2010
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weight

Often referred to as 'sinkers' in Australia, weight is what you put on your fishing line when you go fishing.
Hey Jark, have you got any weights?
by Garvin Institute February 19, 2011
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