Skip to main content

Spot-Welding

An act of farting designed to punish the recipient, delivered by two+ individuals. The victim is tackled and held submissive, while the farter drops bare-ass on the exposed skin of the victim. Ideally, the fart is both hot and wet, simulating a "spot-weld."
After Josh passed out from over-drinking, I pounced on him and delivered some epic spot-welding on his forehead that woke him up.
by Kumaboss October 4, 2009
mugGet the Spot-Welding mug.

Royal Wedding depression syndrome

Sometimes abbreviated to RWDS - it is a condition which affected people most recently in England, around the time when Prince William and Kate Middleton (now Princess Katherine) had their wedding. The condition's leading cause appears to be the general atmosphere created by such an occasion. Specifically it is when people get fed up with all the media focus and people generally getting too excited about the wedding, tas well as certain companies producing Royal Wedding condoms.
1) Man1: "Are you watching the royal wedding tomorow?"
Man2: "No man, I got Royal Wedding depression syndrome!
Man1: "Seriously man? That's too bad."
Man2: "No I haven't really got it, I just couldn't give a shit."
Man1: "..."
by Captain Capable June 1, 2011
mugGet the Royal Wedding depression syndrome mug.
You have a lot of nerve insulting me. You were at my wedding Denise
by Sue Bell B March 27, 2019
mugGet the you were at my wedding denise mug.

Wedding Dick

A term used to describe ultimate hardness.
That turkey that you left in the freezer is as hard as a wedding dick!
by 0014, twice as good January 8, 2010
mugGet the Wedding Dick mug.

Oklahoma wedding cake

Corn bread. Usually with actual corn kernels baked in.
Go cook us some Oklahoma wedding cake to go with the chili
by sad_sagi September 6, 2010
mugGet the Oklahoma wedding cake mug.

Weddingitis

The ailment from attending too many weddings or the byproduct of having too many friends become engaged when you are still single. Side effects include outbursts of "AWWWWWW!!" and deep sighs. In severe cases, bouts of crying may occur. Symptoms also include: constant daydreams of finding your soulmate and believing that there is more to everything everyone says. Listening to Michael Buble may occur, as well as other slow jazz artists. Impulsive dancing has also been reported.
I've attending two weddings in the last month and two good friends have become engaged. I keep listening to the same Michael Buble song over and over! I have really bad weddingitis!
by JK Monday September 28, 2009
mugGet the Weddingitis mug.

wedding atheist

A man (or woman) who although happy to have a long-term relationship, has absolutely no interest or belief in marriage.
Girlfriend: It's been 10 years now, can we talk about our marriage already?
Boyfriend: Oh shit didn't I tell you? I'm a wedding atheist
by Bodyscanner October 15, 2010
mugGet the wedding atheist mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email